Wave: BAJIJ, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL THE YOUNGSTERS ABOUT THE WAR--- AND STOP CHEWING ON FISH POO SEAFOA- three moons, where am I?

Northern'Lights: *sighs like the emo dragon he is* Great question. I want to know why I'm here too. I didn't sign up for this.

Alder: *slings his talons around Northern's shoulders* C'mon, don't be so depressive random Ice-dragon-that-I-never-interacted-with. Like ever. 

Northern: Bro that was so ga--

Author: HEY, HEY, NO BREAKING YOUR PERSONALITIES. 

Wave: Yeah, uh, great top-tier rip-off of Qinter you've got there but like... can I go? Those lil' squidbrain maniacs are gonna get to my stash of limited-edition squids. 

Alder: Wait a second... do you have siblings? 

Wave: *immediately brightens up* HELL YEAH! About 35 actually... 

*Alder drops Northern who he had princess-carried in surprise*

Wave: T- that's a pretty normal amount of siblings right? 

Alder: *winces* Do you want the best bro answer or the honest answer?

Northern: *straightforward* I have one. I can't imagine what 35 Mints would be like. 

Wave: ...ANYWAY, let's go back to the interviews shall we? 

Alder: *nods enthusiastically* Yep, since running away from your problems in life is clearly the best answer! 

Northern: Completely agreed. Like, why save hundreds of dragons from dying when you can just be an overprotective big brother? 

Wave: *stares at Northern weirdly* Wait what? 

Northern: *stares back at Wave* What? 

Alder: A- ah, let's get back to asking questions and not spoiling any future book plots. Tell us about your backstory Wave.

Wave: Uh, it's really not that special. I just happened to have absorbed my twin in my egg, was born to a mother who never cared for me nor my 30 siblings so much that I basically had to be the parent, watched my brother get killed and now I presently have PTSD! HAHA.

Northern: Damn. Here, you take the badge for the most depressive backstory ever. I don't deserve it anymore. 

Alder: Wait, why can't I have it? 

Wave: Aren't you just some chill dude? I thought your brother was the one with the depressing backstory. 

Alder: HEY, that was not my fault! Author just didn't know how to write my personality so she shoved some random new backstory and personality at me! 

Wave: OK, j- just give me my final rating please. 

Northern: 10/10. We'll be PTSD buddies forever. Until you die of the pl- (NO BOOK PLOT SPOILING NORTHERN)

Alder: 9/10 only because I'm forever the best OC ever even though I rarely get used anyway. /j