I wish to keep shut
But every minute of every day, I am ticked off
Daring humans, confident unto hurt
Be foolish enough to cut me off

If am no use to you, hack me
If you must keep me, keep me off your cusses
If you can't love me, mock me
If you don't deserve me, I will look for horses

I will run far and you will be a bag of rubbish
You will seek comfort, but you won't find my soul
Soon, you will discover that I can be impish
What can I say? I am just an asshole