Thomas Jefferson and James Madison were walking down the hall after coming back from Virginia when Thomas felt a light tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see no one.

"What the fuck was that?" He asked looking around.

"It was me, Alexander Hamilton!" A voice said and Thomas looked down to see,

"AH! JESUS CHRIST! IS THAT A FUCKING GREMLIN?!?!" Thomas asked James in a panic.

"No, I'm the Secretary of Treasury." Alexander protested, for he hated for being called out for his height, though he wasn't that short.

Thomas, who was already on James's shoulders in a attempted to get away from Alexander, said, "Whatever, just no feed that fucking thing after midnight."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYCF2E47UJ0

Thank you mushie r. for make such a funny video!