Naveen ka kahi man nahi lag rha.. Naina ke jaane ke baad se he has become like fish without water. Chant thi lekin bahan thi...thi! He..Bahan he. Naina ke bina ye ghar kaatne ko daud raha he. Naveen ne bhagwan ko call kiya...

Hey bhagwan ji! Bahan sahi salamat aa jaye..Ek nariyal aur 11 rs ka daan karunga!

Naveen ke liye itna hi bahut he. Bahan pahle hi 90% salary khane peene aur kapdo me phoonk chuki he. Ab ghar kharch bhi to he. So apni jeb dekh kar bhagwan ko rishwat di....

Naveen naina ki sari shaitani yaad kar raha he  .....

Itne me bahar horn baja.. naveen uth pata is se pahle hi uske chacha-sasur darwaja tod ke andar aa gaye...Naveen dukhi tha lekin man me shal ke gunde uncle ko khoob gali di. Ab ye darwaze ka kharch kya inka nana dega! Daya ke dady ban ne chale he...

Shal ke chacha yani  chandan chacha ne naveen ko dekha. Damad bahan ke gam me bhikhari ho gya he...

'Tu fikra na kar chhore! Mare khandan nu koi ladki dekh na pawe....aur kisi ne mari bitiya ko dhar liya! Je himmat! Chal. Aaj Delhi ko Hariyani Dhak dikhate he. Aajaa..'

Naveen ne unke sath bahar akar dekha...20-25 log he. Tabji teen ghante lag gaye Rohatk se delhi aane me. Naveen ko kuch tasalli huyi...

Kidnapping wali shadi kuch kaam aayi. Naina tujhe thanks. Kyunki Naveen ke jaise lakshan the ek acchi doctor kabhi nahi pat ti.. Aur sasural wale chahe kitne bade criminal he, Apne damad ka khyaal bahut he.

Khair...dono log gadi me baithe...aur naina ko dhundhne nikal pade...

Pahla dhawa bola gya lawyer ji ke yaha...

'Bhootni ke! Bahar nikal.! Ladki uthata he...bahar nikal sale..'

Abhi ke ghar ke saamne Chandan chacha chilla rahe he..Abhimanyu to nahi aya. Uska naukar aya..

'Sahab. Teen din se bed rest par he. Chal nahi sakte. Hath utha nahi sakte..ladki kaha de utha lenge!'

'Manne dikhao pahle.'

Chacha ji ko leke naukar andar gya..uske piche naveen...uske piche 10 log lambe aur bhari sticks ke sath....Actually pure lathi he. Agar ek pad gyi to phir padne layak nahi bachega banda. Waki ke paanch ke hath me rifles he...waki ke paanch jeep me he..

Abhimanyu apne kamre me bed par pada he. Achanak se door khula..aur..

Poori barat andar aa gayi..

Abhimanyu ne Naveen ko dekha. Dhyaan se dekha..ye to yar Naina ka bhai he...lekin itni fauz kyu? Kya raj bhaag gya? Naina se shadi hogi? Abhi ke man me laddo phoota...

Aur sath me kaan ke niche ek bomb bhi.

Kheench kar chaped lagayi he Chacha ji ne. Abhi ko momentarily memory loss ho gya. Samne dekha aur bola- 'kaun ho aap log?'

Phir ek aur pada....sare misplaced screws tight huye...

Iske baad Action me aya Naveen. Uchal kar Abhi ka collar pakda..

'Meri bahan kaha he? Bata...sale kaha chipaya...bata.'

Abhi ko jaise chakkar aa gaya ho. Bahan? Yani Naina? Naina uske pass? Bhai kab? Sapna chal rha he kya? Abhi ne socha aisi baate sirf sapne me hoti he. Usne ankhe band ki...Is bar Naveen ne hath saaf kiya aur ek rakha..

Abhi badhak gaya..

'Dekhiye. Hum kuch bol nahi rahe iska matlab ye nahi ki aap ek dhol ki tarah bajate jaao. Naina ji kaha he, hume nahi pata. Hum ne unhe dekha hi nahi he jaane kabse. Aur aap log jara tameez se pesh aayiye. Is shahar ke reputed lawyer he hum'

'Teri lawyergiri gayi tel lene. Tu hi pada tha na Naina ke piche. Bazar me usko chheda tha tune. Tune hi naina ko uthwaya he. Bata naina kaha he? Warna Sach bol rha hu...aajtak kisi ko jam kar nahi mara he..Aaj barso ki kasar poori karunga.'

Abhi ko samajh nahi aaya...ki masla kya he.

'Dekhiye...Hum Naina ji se nahi mile. Hum nahi jaante ki wo kaha he! Infact bazar me to hamari sirf char baate huyi thi..Naina ji uske baad humse nahi mili.'

'Accha. To uske hospital ke samne tune apna lawyergiri ka dhandha kyu khola?'

Abhi ko jhatka laga. Isko kaise pata?

'Wo...wo to...Yar shop khali thi to humne book kar li...Hume kya pata Naina ji ka hospital waha he.'

Naveen ne apne chacha ke ek gunde se danda liya...

'Laato ke bhoot baato se nahi maante..aur wese bhi Devo ki pooja karni chahiye aur neech logo ko kootna chahiye....'

Abhi hawa me ten feet uchal gya...danda dekh kar..

'Dek...hh...Dd...dek..hiye..Dekhiye. Hum.sach me nahi jaante naina ji kaha he..ha ...Him unse pyaar karte he..lekin Unko is kidnap me hamara koi hath nahi.'

'Tujhse kisne kaha ki naina kidnap huyi he? Is ka matlab tune hi kidnap karaya he..' naveen ne danda aage kiya hi tha ki..

'NAINA JI KI KASAM!!!!HUMKO NAHI PATA KI WO KAHA HE? AUR KIDNAP TO NORMAL CHIJ HE...HUM SACH BOL RAHE HE..HUME KUCH NAHI PATA.'

Naveen ne Abhi ko acche se ghoora.....Sach bol rha he..ye...lekin..

'Iska matlab agar tujhe pata hota ki Naina kaha he to tu usko uthwa leta? Matlab aage tu uska kidnap karayega...Chacha....Lo...Aap ilaaz karo iska.'

Chacha aage aaye....lagbhag pachas sal ke naujawan. Munche lambi si...Raub he chehre par...Abhi ne jab unki kali anke aur moti moti eyebrows dekhi to usko loose motion ho gya...pairo me gir kar bola..

'Naina se pyaar karte he...karte rahenge...lekin ektarfa pyaar ki manjil nahi talashenge. Humko chhod dijiye....Hum Delhi hi chhod denge. Agar dobara najar aaye to Dhobhi pachad ya koi sa bhi trick use kar lena...lekin hamari sagi mata ki kasam! Hum nahi jaante naina kaha he.'

Abhi ne jab dekha...dono log thode seee...bilkul thode se shant he.. wo bathroom bhag gya..

Idhar Naveen ko aur tension huyi.....

Ye naina naam ki chuhiya gayi kidhar!

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Udhar Raj Naina ka piche piche us godawn me pahuncha jaha Naina thi...gate ko dhakka mar rha he...

Achanak se darwaja khula aur....

Raj sidha jakar gira sote huye kidnappers yani hari aur bihari par.

Naina bhadak gayi...

'Ek to itna late. Upar se soye huye ko jaga rahe ho! Agar ye jag gaye to inko taxation,.democracy, fundamental rights, values, rates sab padhaoge? Hero jaise koi kaam to kiya karo yaar.'

Raj ne naina ko dekha....Ek bar phir se dekha....Aur ek baar phir se dekha...

Ye bandi chij kya he?

Upar se yamraj bole...

Modern Savitri!

Jaise Yamraj ko Savitri ne chuna lagaya tha hazaro saal pahle....Wese hi aaj ye sabko plaster of paris lagati he..

Raj uchal kar Naina ke pas gaya...aur usko hug kiya. He literally swept her off her feet. Naina gusse me laal pili ho rahi he. Aur Raj has raha he...

'I missed you much naina..Sacchi yar...Jaan nikal gayi thi..pata nahi Naveen kaisi halat me hoga? Chhoti si baat par Ghar kaun chhodta he bhala! Kaun si jung lad li thi tumne jo maidan chhod kar nika li....Sach me. You are such a child.'

Naina ne pahle socha...Bhaaw khaye. Lekin abhi thodi der pahle khana khaya tha...So...Raj ko pakad kar kiss kiya...Raj bhi pighal gaya...Dono kone me jakar ek dusre se chipak gaye...

Pahle Raj ne naina ke gaal.par kiss kiya..she giggled. Phir naak par and then he snogged her. Idhar Naina ke hath gaye Raj ki shirt ke andar. She scratched him. Thanks to Indian govt' cleanliness movement...naina ne teen din pahle hi nails trim kiye the..

Raj Naina ko jabardast smooch kar rha he...Aur naina ne uske sare baal kharab kar diye.

And suddenly Raj stopped.

'You were kidnapped! Damn it! Kisne kiya..'

Naina khoob jor se hasi...

'Aata hi hoga. Raj. Kabhi tumne apne andar ka goody two shoes lecturer jagaya?'

Raj ne Naina ko dekha...Aur he smirked. Phir kua...dono apne kaam par lag gaye..

Ek joota akar laga Hari ke sar par...Naina ne nikala tha...apna heel. Wahi land huya he. Hari ko hosh nahi...Bihari ko hosh aya bhi tha...lekin saamne jo dekha...phir bhaisahab ke hosh hi nahi rahe. 

A/N- Shayad teen aur..then Ishq par jor nahi..the end.