Warning Savageness ahead you have been warned

Guy:what's the ugliest thing you ever seen

Me: your face
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Me:your so ugly when you look in the mirror it breaks

Him: your face is broke

Me: ya cause I looked at you
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Him: ew you're fat

Me: BOI please your so fat when you fell no one was laughing but the ground sure was cracking up
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Him: I'm ugly

Me: god doesn't make anyone ugly

Him: thanks you're right

Me: who the hell made you then

XD