"Wow Phii-chan! didn't know you still came here~"

Friday night at a club with a friend trying to unwind after a stressful (ordinary) week in Ikabukuro but of course I run into this idiot.

"Don't call me Phii-chan"

"I've never seen you like that before, Phii-chan"

"Don't look at me like that"

"You really amaze me with your coldness, Phii-chan"

He ate my heart
He a-a-ate my heart
"You little monster" 

Orihara Izaya. The true monster of 'bukuro. He says it is Shizuo but even though Heiwajima-San has a temper, he at least has a heart. 

He ate my heart
He a-a-ate my heart out
"See amazing"

I Look at him and see he has that usual smirk in place on his face. 

He sends a Look at me that with the lighting in this dark club makes it look even more ominous.
That boy is bad news and has been since I met him here three years ago.
And honestly I have never cared.

He's a wolf in disguise
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes

The memory is fuzzy but still there. My best friend brought me here to cheer me up after my husband left. That's when I saw him, sitting at the bar. The mischievous sparkle in his eyes caught my attention.

I asked my friend if she'd seen him round before
She mumbled something while we got down on the floor baby

He came up and danced with me for a while and..

We might've fucked not really sure, don't quite recall

When the lights hit him I thought I recognized him, 

But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah

I often see him around town wether being chased by Heiwajima-san or just in random places I happened to be.

That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
Er-er-er-er

After that night, when I saw him I would talk to him and though he was quite odd, I started to fall for him.

He ate my heart
(I love that girl)
He ate my heart
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)

He licked his lips and
Said to me
"Phii-chan you look good enough to eat"
Put his arms around me
Said "Orihara get your paws right off me"

I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before
She mumbled something while we got down on the floor baby
We might've fucked not really sure, don't quite recall
But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah

I pulled away and go to dance on the floor but he follows me with that shit-eating grin of his. Deciding not to give him what he wants I ignore him, but that only pisses him off.

That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
Er-er-er-er

"Oh come now Phii-chan, don't be that way. You're not still mad, are you?"

He ate my heart
(I love that girl)
He ate my heart
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)

"Piss off Orihara"
"Wrong answer" he some how backed me into the corner, where people wouldn't notice us, slamming me into the wall, holding me there, "now why can't we just go back to how things were, wasn't that fun Phii-chan?"

He ate my heart
He ate my heart
Instead he's a monster in my bed

"Before or after you tried to have me killed!?"
"Before of course! Silly Phoenix! I mean when we were always ending our days wrapped around each other shouting out our love together"

"I wanna Just Dance instead"

(But he took me home instead) and I should have fought back but I just couldn't

Uh oh! There was a monster in my bed
We french kissed on a subway train
He tore my clothes right off

I shouldn't do this why can't I think right, dammit!

He ate my heart then he ate my brain
Uh oh uh oh
(I love that girl)
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)

That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster

Could I love him?

No.

That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster

Could I love him?

Surely not.

That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster

I can't believe it

That boy is a monster
Er-er-er-er

As I lay there on the bed I turn to look him in the eyes and it hits me hard. I am in love with this asshole.
"I love you too, Phii-chan"
"Bullshit"
"Hahaha!" He stopped his manic laughing abruptly and his eyes widened as he he turns and looks at me..."I'm sorry"
...huh?
"For the hit...I'm sorry...but you got to close ..so I reacted"
"You're an idiot, Izaya"
"But only for you"