[Ed, Sarah, Jimmy, Double D, Jonny, Nazz, Rolf & Kevin are hanging out.]

Ed: Hey, Sarah, what do you like better? Bacon bits or Nacho oyster skins?

Sarah: I like neither.

Ed: How about onion rings? Do you think they are any good?

Sarah: No.

Ed: Well, uhh, what's your vote-

Sarah: [finally loses her temper] Ed, let's just get this out of the way. I hate every food you can name!

Jimmy: I like bacon bits.

Ed: I do, too, Jimmy!

Sarah: Suck-up.

[Eddy runs up to the group, out of breath]

Double D: What's going on, Eddy?

Kevin: Something stupid, I'm sure.

Eddy: Yippee! [kisses Double D and Edd and laughs hysterically] Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!

Kevin: See? I told you.

Ed: What's wrong with Eddy, Double D?

Edd: [has a goofy expression then he runs over to the counter] Nothing, Lumpy! Do you know what this is?! [holds up a jawbreaker]

Rolf: Um...a breaker of jaws?

Edd: Not just nay jawbreaker, Rolfie! No, this is my one hundredth jawbreaker earned! My big bro's goal in life was to eat a hundred jawbreakers, and now I got mine.

Ed: Congratulations, Eddy.

Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, boys! A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you [imagines the kids looking deformed] comes along maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for helping me get a hundredth jawbreaker, I'm taking you on a trip. [laughs]

Double D: Wow, a trip!

Nazz: I can't believe it, Eddy! Where are we going, Fancy Springs?

[The scene cuts to them in a pool.]

Eddy: No.

Sarah: Pamper Island?

[The scene cuts to them lying on towels at a beach.]

Eddy: Try again.

Double D: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Peach Creek Folk Village?

[The scene cuts to them in 18th century clothing.]

Eddy: Better than that!

[The scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise.]

Kevin: Fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? [fish are jumping] Fishing for dorky fish on a dorky old boat in a dorky lagoon? You call this fun?

Eddy: Aww, come on now, Kev. A bunch of kids at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few fish [catches a fish then he throws it back] and then throws them back. Don't you think that's fun?

Kevin: No. [takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair, followed by the rest of the kids except Ed and Double D]

Double D: And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now. [sighs] Oh, well.

Ed: Hey, Sarah, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?

Sarah: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?

Ed: Okay! [casts his line behind him which catches Sarah's magazine. Ed brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. Ed casts Sarah's chair]

Sarah: Hey, watch where you're swinging that... [Ed casts Sarah's tank top out in the lagoon. Nazz turns bright red. Double D covers Jimmy's (and his own) eyes. Jonny giggles bashfully. Kevin just mutters "Woah" and Rolf...doesn't really care] Ed, be careful with... [Ed hooks Sarah's hair] Huh?

[The kids wince and look away as the camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as a loud rip is heard and Sarah screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Eddy with a big chunk of her hair torn off.]

Sarah: Okay, I've had enough.

Eddy: [laughs] Oh, Sarah, you got to lighten up. [Ed is still casting out items while Eddy talks to Sarah] Sure the lump's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! [laughs. The hook in Ed's fishing rod touches Eddy's Jawbreaker. Gasps] My jawbreaker! [Ed casts his jawbreaker to the lagoon] Ed, wait! Monobrow, you hooked my hundredth jawbreaker on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya!

[Ominous orchestral music begins playing. Eddy's pupils shrink in shock]

Eddy: Oh, no. Ed, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music?! That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, Ed, the music's getting faster!

[Ed reels it in as fast as he can. Eddy opens the doors to the live-action orchestra.]

Eddy: There ya are, ya stinkin' windbags! [to the trumpeters] Stop playing that music! [to the conductor] Stop it, please! [to the violinists] I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, Ed.

Ed: Here she comes. [Eddy begs. Ed reels the dollar in.] She made it, Eddy!

Ed: [holds up the dollar and cheers] For a second or two, I thought she was a goner!

[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant shark jumps up and takes Eddy's jawbreaker. It takes a while for Eddy to notice his dollar isn't in his hand anymore. The clam swims away. The scene cuts as Eddy's eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry.]

Kevin: So, some trip, eh, Shorty?

Eddy: Oh, sock-head, you're never gonna believe it! A giant great white shark ate my hundredth jawbreaker! [sobbing and flops to the ground] I lost my jawbreaker, and I'll never get it back! [whips his hands against the floor] Never, never, never, never, never!

Double D: I have never seen Eddy so broken up.

[Eddy is literally in pieces, crying.]

Roflf: Oh, please, he is simply being a queen of drama. C'mon, Eddy-boy, drop the act. [Eddy is crying while sucking his feet]

Nazz: Eddy, it's just a stupid jawbreaker. [Eddy continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]

Kevin: For Pete's sake, dude, suck it up! [Eddy eyes inflate then squirt out tears]

Jimmy: Eddy... [Eddy is wailing like a fountain]

Jonny: Eddy... [Mr. Eddy is sobbing like a faucet. Sarah has had enough.]

Sarah: Okay, okay, Eddy, we'll help you get your dollar back!

Eddy: [sucks on his thumb, then he stops upon hearing what Sarah just said] You will? Great! Wait right here. [runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on] Here's where fishing gets serious.

[The scene cuts to later in the day where Eddy is on top of the boat and the cul-de-sac kids are on the lower deck.]

Eddy: Okay, you guys man the fishing poles and I'll keep my eyes peeled for Old Brucie.

Ed: [salutes] Aye aye, captain!

Eddy: And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue my Jawbreaker.

[Eddy scouts the area. The scene cuts to later where Eddy has a beard from scouting for too long. The cul-de-sac kids look the same as Eddy.]

Sarah: [rips off her beard] That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!

Jonny: Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Plank. [the scene cuts to Plank chewing up Eddy's couch at home]

Kevin: We're gonna die out here just because a shark ate Dorky's stupid jawbreaker. [takes buncha socks] Well, if he wants his jawbreaker back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Double D: Oh, I get ya. [jabbers. The scene cuts to later in the day where Eddy is still scouting the area]

Kids: Eddy! Eddy! [Eddy steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a "jawbreaker"] Look what we've got!

Eddy: [jumps down and gasps] Could it be? [takes the dollar] My hundredth jawbreaker? [Starts cheering again as well as the kids] Whoo-hoo! [rubs the "jawbreaker" on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing] Wait a minute... [rubs the "jawbreaker" back and forth again and points at the "jawbreaker"] This isn't my hundredth jawbreaker. [The kids look at each other] This is an ball of old socks that have been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.

Nazz: [wearing blue lipstick] Actually, it's Coral Blue number-- [Kevin whacks her on the head with a fishing rod to shut her up, but it's already too late] --three!

Eddy: I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe my own crew would betray me like this. [sobs]

Double D: No. Uh-uh. No, we shall no longer be swayed by your crocodile tears.

Eddy: [stops sobbing, then narrows his eyes] I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.

Kevin: You're kidding?

Ed: Woo! Is it another fishing trip?

Eddy: No, it's this sandwich. [throws the sandwich inside a safe]

Sarah: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?

Eddy: Not sandwich. [throws other sandwiches into the safe] Sandwiches.

Sarah: Whatever. We've got plenty more to... [She and the others get shocked. Eddy throws the refrigerator into the safe] ...eat.

Eddy: Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my hundredth jawbreaker back.

Kevin: Uhh, guys, can I have a word with you? [quietly] Have you noticed that Shorty has gone...[now loudly] completely insane?!

Ed: What do you mean?

Kevin: Just look at him. [points to Eddy, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words "R.I.P. My Hundredth Jawbreaker" on it. He then hugs it.]

Double: Kevin, please! Eddy has lost something very near and dear to him. Haven't you- [Eddy is heard laughing oddly]

Kevin: Look again. [Eddy uses his tongue as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]

Double D: [now visibly scared] You're right. How do we get out of here?

Nazz: If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.

Ed: Okay. [he and the others take a step, but then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Eddy pops his head out of the lifeboat]

Eddy: [angrily] So, you thought you'd skip out on old Eddy, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old piece of candy. Let's just leave the dork. He won't notice." [sobs] Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: [Scene cuts to Eddy hanging his line over the boat. The cul-de-sac kids are attached to the line] Live bait.

Sarah: You're crazy! If that shark didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?!

Eddy: [dressed up as a conductor] Ohh, he'll come. [taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the live-action orchestra and begins to play the 4/4 string ostinato in D minor; the cul-de-sac kids shake and scream in terror]

Double D: Eddy, listen, I have been standing on a germ filled boat all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I ask HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY SENILE?!?!!

Ed: I don't wanna die, Eddy! Not like this! I haven't drinken a whole swimming pool of gravy yet!

[Eddy begins laughing maniacally while conducting the orchestra. The giant shark emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the kids on the line]

Kevin: Get us out of here, dork!

Eddy: Come on, fresh meat! [The kids scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant shark] Keep thrashing! He likes it! [both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast] Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. [a giant shark shows the jawbreaker on its tongue] That's it! [closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Eddy jumps inside it to take the dollar] Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! [rubs his dollar on himself] I finally got my hundredth jawbreaker! [the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant shark closes its mouth, with Eddy inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]

Double D: Eddy...?

[No answer. Ed begins to cry loudly]

Double D: Oh, Eddy!

[He begins to cry along with Ed. Sarah, Nazz, Jimmy and Jonny begin sobbing loudly. Kevin lowers his head in sorrow and silently weeps]

Rolf: [Shedding tears] G-Good-bye, Ed-boy. You have gone the way of Jeep-driving Jack! [Starts crying]

Eddy: Hello, boys! [The kids stop sobbing]

Kids: Eddy? [Eddy's head is above the lagoon]

Eddy: Have you met... [holds his hundredth jawbreaker up] ...my hundredth jawbreaker? [laughs]

Ed: Wow, how did you get it back?

Eddy: It wasn't easy. Old Brucie is quite the fighter, so, eventually, we settled on a trade.

Double D: What did you give him? [Eddy jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and left arm]

Eddy: Nothing important. [laughs. The kids are horrified]