Jennifer was set to marry the love of her life, Bradley. Tonight was her bachelorette party and she was determined to have one crazy night before the whole boring ball and chain thing with kids. Trying to relive the glory days of college, she had purchased a crate of vintage 2009 FOUR LOKO that had been later banned by the FDA because they made college kids do even more retarded shit. After pounding 6 FOUR LOKOs, a seemingly impossible Bacchanalian feat, she attempted to give the stripper a blow job but he was too coked out to get hard. She needed to get some form of meat, and the party decided to leave the house. After wandering drunkenly around, they ended up in the Chinese chipshop where she began to hit on the cute Asian guy running the deep fryer. He initially turned down her sloppy drunk advances because the store couldn't afford another health code violation which having dirty interracial sex on the floor most certainly would be considered. However after she ripped off his apron and pants, he realized he didn't give that much of a fuck about the health code violation because a), he was paid $8 an hour, b) he was going to get laid. He stopped caring and let Jennifer go to work on his dick. She eagerly shoved his cock down her throat like an African orphan gulps the biweekly UNICEF rations they get. Needing to feel his throbbing 4 inch cock inside of her, she pushed him against the deep fryer and hopped on his cock (Wow, that sounds like a dirty Dr. Suess book I should write at some point, Hop on Cock). She rode him furiously and neither lasted long. As they climaxed together, Jennifer spasmed uncontrollably which was unfortunate because she was next to the deep fryer which caused boiling oil to spill on the unfortunate chipshop employee. She quickly hopped off and drunkenly staggered out of the shop to 9 months of blissful marriage which would end abruptly after she gave birth to a half Chinese child. The chipshop employee wasn't nearly as lucky as he died of third degree burns covering 69% of his body.