Y/n: uh my head *places his hand on his head to try and reduce the pain, but looks around and sees he's in a different room* where am I? This isn't my game room

Aka: *is floating in mid air* that's because you have died

Y/n: what?! I'm dead, then how am I here?!

Aka: it is because I'm a multiverseal God, I took your soul here because I believe you can do some good in another universe

Y/n: the multiverse exists, so which universe will I be sent to?

Aka: *manifests two wheels* spin the wheel on the right to determine the universe, spin the one on the left to be gifted your power

Y/n: *spins the right wheel and lands on mass effect* yes!

Aka: OK so you'll appear on omega some time before shepard is collecting her crew, and have the opportunity to join up with garrus when he's archangel, also wrex and Ashley survived vermir and shepard is female just to let you know

Y/n: *spins the left wheel and sees that he will become atriox* I'll become a Jiralhanae?! Awesome!

Aka: not just any you will become atriox along with having infinite ammo brute weapons

Y/n: awesome mass effect weapons will be useless against them

Aka: *opens the portal* step through here and you will become atriox while also being given access to the codex so you can learn all that happened so far also you'll be given an omnitool along with the knowledge on how to use it

Y/n: wait I just realized something, what if I start a relationship I won't be able to be with her physically unless it's an asari

Aka: oh don't worry about that, I've done some minor tweaks to the reality so that it's safe and enjoyable for both parties

Y/n: that's a relief, thank you aka for giving me another chance *steps through the portal and immediately is assaulted be the smell of omega*

Atriox: hmm this place is horrid, and the perfect place to hide from those idiots on the council *sees that he landed in a voucher spawning ground and they are all hungry* well I've found my food source

*one hour and mountain of dead vorcha later*

Atriox: *is walking around and using a vorcha bone to pick meat out of his teeth when he hears gun fire and spots garrus about to be overrun by bloodpack, eclipse and blue sun's mercenaries* oh no you fuckers don't!

*garrus POV*

Garrus: 'dammit I'm low on thermal clips and these guys have bodies to spar' *notices something large charging in with a large blunt weapons with a blade on the back* what the hell?

*Atriox POV*

Atriox: *rushes the mercs and smashes most into pieces with his gravity hammer and finds a bloodpack krogan charging him and grabs it by the throat lifting it off the ground* my name is atriox, and my face shall be the last one you see! *he then effortlessly crushes the krogans neck and rushes over to garrus*

Garrus: *panting in exhaustion* thanks for the backup, names archangel

Atriox: save the introductions till we are free of these mercenaries

Garrus: agreed

*the two would spend the next five days killing mercs and getting to know each other until one day garrus spots someone familiar*

Garrus: shepard!? Atriox my old commander is here with a woman in a skintight white suit and a krogan in white armor, don't shoot them

Atriox: got it *fires his spiker killing a few salarian mercs and making it look like he's missing shepard*

*five minutes later shepard and her squad are coming into the room*

Shepard: are you archangel?

Garrus: *holds his finger up and lines his scope up and takes out another merc, then turns to shepard and takes his helmet off* glad to see a familiar face

Shepard: Garrus you over grow bird it's great to see you

Garrus: hehe I see being dead hasn't made you lose your humor, but anyways the living mountain behind you is atriox he saved my ass a few days ago

Grunt: he can't be that tough *feels someone tap his shoulder and turns around and backs up in surprise* what the?!

Atriox: my name is atriox chieftain of the Jiralhanae people, at least what is left of them

Miranda: what do you mean left of them? Where your people infected with a genophage?

Atriox: my homeworld along with most of my people where destroyed when a meteor shower struck and shattered my planet, I watched from my ship as it died

Shepard: I'm sorry to hear that, but I've come to recrute garrus to help fight the collectors would you also be willing to join atriox?

Atriox: I trust garrus and if he trusts you then so will I, so yes I'll help you March into the collector homeworld to butcher those monsters

*after about twenty minutes of slaughtering mercs and another fifteen rushing garrus to the medical bay on the Normandy we cut to the command room*

Jacob: .......so uh nice to meet you atriox

Atrox: *is sitting on the floor so that he's eyelevel with the humans and nods his head as a greeting*

Shepard: EDI how's garrus condition?

EDI: he is awaken and *is cut off be the door opening*

Garrus: standing right here and can give his own report, but seriously shepard no one would give me a mirror it's not bad right?

Shepard: hell garrus you were always ugly, slap some face paint on it and nobody no the difference *shit eating grin*

Garrus: *bursts into laughter but regrets it immediately* please don't make me laugh, oh my face is barly holding together

Atriox: nah even if he did he'd still be ugly *sarcastic tone*

Garrus: *trying and failing to hold in his laughter* please don't make me laugh

Jacob: OK so welcome to the Normandy, and I'll try and find some place for you to sleep big guy that's large enough

Atriox: the shuttle bay is the only place large enough for me to move about comfortably

Jacob: I'll have Miranda allocate some resources to get you a more comfortable bed

Atriox: I can as the humans say "rough it" for a few days

Jacob: but before that we'll need your height and weight to get you the right bed

Atriox: I stand at 9'2 and weight around 1400 pounds without my armor

Jacob: damn that is going to take a while to procure

Shepard: 'wow he is massive, how is he gonna fit on the shuttle though?'

(*the end*)