Wakefield, Michigan, Present Day 2024

Location: Yoshikage's Residence

Narrator: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Villains: Series 1! The Pilot Episode. The Happening. *clears his throat* In a alternative timeline of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure series, all of the Jojos have made peace with their Villains and they all lived together in Wakefield, which is surprisingly another fucked up crazy town, In this town The Joestars and the Villains all lived here with all of their friends. Joseph Joestar never aged at all and hangs out with Caesar Zeppeli, Lisa Lisa and Robert EO Speedwagon along with Jonathan Joestar and Will A. Zeppeli. Jotaro Kujo however also spends time with his stardust crusaders crew and even DIO but DIO is- *starts coughing as he clears his throat* anyways. The story starts off here at the Yoshikage Residence. Oh and one more thing, all of the Villains and the Joestars all have stands, except for Jonathan.
He uses Hamon

The scene then cuts inside as we see Yoshikage Kira watching TV

Man on TV: No! Please!

Yoshikage Kira: *laughs eagerly* this is some funny stuff.

Yoshikage then gets a call on his phone as he grabs it and sees Diavolo calling him

Yoshikage: *answers* Diavolo. What's up Man?

Diavolo: Yoshikage! Great news, Today is the day of the Big Villain Watch Marathon! And we're holding it at your house.

Yoshikage: Oh that's awesome- wait what?!

Diavolo: Yeah isn't that great?! All of us together watching Movies, Shows, whatever! Get the place started up! This party about to rock!!! *hangs up*

Yoshikage: *sighs* Fine. Let's do this. KILLER QUEEN!

Yoshikage summons his stand Killer Queen as he uses his stand to start making the house more comfortable and such as a montage plays out of Killer Queen setting stuff into place as the montage ends with the entire house looking entirely clean

Yoshikage: Thank you Killer Queen.

Killer Queen then dissappears as The door gets knocked on

Yoshikage: *walks over to the door and opens it to see Rudol Von Stroheim* Rudol Von Stroheim?

Stroheim: The only one my friend! Haha! *walks inside* Not a bad place. If it was made by Germans I would laugh.

Yoshikage: do you know I hate Germans unlike you?

Stroheim: DONT YOU FORGET IM A CYBORG WITH A MACHINE GUN FULL OF BULLETS!! I CAN EVEN SEE YOUR STAND KILLER QUEEN WITH MY ROBOTIC EYE! I HAVE THE BEST GERMAN ENGINEERING EVER!!

Yoshikage: Sorry. My apologies.

Stroheim: Damm right! *walks away*

Yoshikage: *sighs* worse day of my life.

Yoshikage then hears the door knocked on as he opens it to reveal the Pillar Men, Kars, Wamuu and Esidisi

Kars: Yoshikage. Nice to see you. *walks inside*

Wamuu: You have my respect Mr Kira. *walks inside as well*

Esdisi: I'll make this party boil! *runs inside*

Yoshikage: God I'm gonna suffer through this.

Yoshikage closes the door and was about to walk away until the door gets knocked on again as Yoshikage opens it to reveal Diavolo and DIO

Diavolo: Yo Yoshikage! My man! What's up?!

Yoshikage: Diavolo. Dio.

Dio: *walks inside*

Diavolo: *walks inside as well*

Yoshikage: *slams the door shut* So is this everyone?

Diavolo: Nah. More are coming. They're having problems even the Joestars and their friends are joining us.

Yoshikage: God Dammit. Well. Who wants to watch some TV while we wait?

Stroheim: I do!

Pillar Men: We do!

Dio: I agree.

Diavolo: Yeah!!

A montage plays out as we see Yoshikage preparing his house again as he sets up tables and such along with making snacks and drinks with the help of Stroheim, Dio, Diavolo and the Pillar Men as the montage then ends as we cut to hours Later as we see all of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure characters except the ones from Steel Ball Run and Jojolion as we see Yoshikage talking to Dio and Diavolo

Yoshikage: I can't believe you guys decided to throw a party here.

Dio: It was Diavolo's idea. Not mine.

Diavolo: Yeah. At least some joestars are here.

Yoshikage: *looks to see Young Joseph Joestar talking to Caesar Zeppeli*

Young Joseph Joestar: and then when I was shooting these players, my teammates flanked them from behind and we won the match!

Caesar Zeppeli: Wow. Something I'm not laughing at.

Yoshikage: *looks to Jonathan Joestar with Will Zeppeli*

Jonathan Joestar: *breathes in hamon*

Will Zeppeli: good one Jonathan.

Yoshikage: *to Dio and Diavolo* Why's Jonathan here? Dio aren't you using Jonathan's Body?

Dio: Yeah. I'm still using it now as a matter of fact.

Yoshikage: You're a weird dude. *looks to Jotaro Kujo with Noraki Kakyoin, Old Joseph Joestar, Mohammed Avdol, Jean Pierre Polnareff and Iggy the dog*

Jotaro Kujo: *sighs* Good Grief. Why did I come here?

Yoshikage: *to Dio and Diavolo* Now what?

Dio: Well Diavolo said all of us should do a Watch Party on many series and such.

Yoshikage: I see. Say what happened to Jonathan's Dad?

Diavolo and Dio: Uh............

Flashback!

Jonathan's Dad: *picks up a Movie case of the Abigail Movie* Only 2.99? Oh my Gooooooooood!

End of Flashback!

Yoshikage: Ah. I see.

Diavolo: So does any of you two have ideas?

Dio: *gets a idea* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Everyone stops what they were doing as they looked at Dio

Dio: Sorry. Habit. Ladies and Gentlemen. I've figured out what we're gonna watch First. Hazbin Hotel!!

Everyone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DXsEQKR4pk

Young Joseph Joestar: Let's Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone then jumps into their chairs and sit down

Yoshikage: Hold on I gotta restart it.

Dio: You watched it Before?

Yoshikage: Yes. I hate Adam-

Everyone: Cause he's a total evil douchebag!

Yoshikage: Yes! *restarts the TV*

The intro to Hazbin Hotel plays out on the TV

Jonathan: Oh I'm so excited!

Josuke Higashikata: Woo!! This is so gonna be awesome!

Diavolo: *takes a sip from his drink*

Suddenly Diavolo spits out his drink onto the TV as Static gets on the TV

All: Diavolo!!!

Diavolo: my drink had wine in it! I don't drink wine!

Yoshikage: God Dammit Diavolo.

Suddenly the TV starts glitching out as it shoots out a lightning bolt towards Jonathan

Jonathan: *gets hit by the Bolt* Ouch!

The TV shoots out more bolts as everyone dodges them as Young Joseph Joestar uses his hamon powers to stop the TV from shooting out more bolts

Young Joseph Joestar: I fixed it!

Suddenly the TV shoots out Three lightning bolts towards Dio, Diavolo and Yoshikage as they all get hit by it

Dio/Diavolo/Yoshikage: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!/GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dio, Diavolo and Yoshikage then get pulled through the TV as everyone had shocked looks on their faces

Jotaro: What in the *bleep!* was that?!

Theme Song!

Music starts to play as the Screen shows a cool intro

Original Song made by Jonathan Young

Singer: There's no time to be naive
The days of life are over Light and Dark
The Joestars all faced their enemies and even had them stay alive
Until one day Diavolo messed up and screwed up! (Okay!)
Alright! (Alright!)
No one can stop their survival free!
Get away from! (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Villains!)
Let me hear it! (No chance!)
Start the Countdown! (1-2-3!)
Save it for the Series! (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Villains!)
As long Dio, Diavolo and Yoshikage work together, they'll be back home! (Gotta be tough!)

Chorus: Break out!
Dio's using the World to Stop time to a Halt!
Break out!
Diavolo's King Crimson can skip time any moment!
Yoshikage's Killer Queen can set off many bombs!
Until the day their fates are true!
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Villains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(End of Pilot)