Going to bed the other night and I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police, but they said no one was near the area and they would send help as fast as they can.
I hung up and then a minute later I called back and said "Hello, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now because I shot them."
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the bugles red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said you shot them."
To which I replied "I thought you said there was no one available."