"When you cable goes out... ...you get bored. And when you get bored... ...you start playing with Fire Stones."

Eevee: "Wheeeee"

"And when you play with Fire Stones... ...you evolve into Flareon."

Flareon: "Crap"

"And when you evolve into Flareon... ...you have no moves."

Flareon: "..."

"Don't have no moves. Switch to DIRECTV today."