Nidoran (fem): "Mom? I'm thinking about going in the Tall Grass."

Nidoqueen: "Well, I guess it's time to have ''the talk''. Now before you go out you have to be careful. There are diseases you can catch. Like Pokerus. Do you know Pokerus can almost double your stats and make it easier to get super strong?"

Nidoran (fem): "WOW! DISEASES ARE AWESOME!"

Nidoqueen: "YES THEY ARE."