"You choose Squirtle or Charmander over me? Squirtle is overrated and Charmander won't last one second in the first gym, which is Rock by the way. Plue my final form is more useful than a Michael Bay turtle and a dragon that can get  OHKO'd by a pebble! Have you seen my Mega Evolution? I'm not even weak to Fire or Ice. And you still choose Charizard and Blactoise over me?! GETTIN' REAL TIRED OF YOUR CRAP GUYS!!!"

*sniffs* I'll always love you, Bulbasaur... ALWAYS!!! ;0;