Random guy: "I don't know, what?"

Me: "Nothing, they just waved."

Guy: *sigh*

Me: "Sea what I did there?"

Guy: "Yes, go away."

Me: "No need to be so crabby."

Guy: "Guess I walked into that one."

Me, nodding in agreement: "Yup, shore did."

Guy: "Ugh."

Me: "Shell I go on?"

Guy: "No."

Me, shoulders sagging: "Oh whale, I suppose I could stop."

Guy: *groans*

Me: "Don't be a beach about it! It's not like I did that one on porpoise!" Grins mischievously, "Oh, wait. You sea of horse I did."

Guy: *shakes his head*

Me: "Sorry, that one floundered a bit."

Guy: "Why are you still here?"

Me: "I like to make sure I reef the benefits of all possible puns."

Guy: "I've lent you enough of my time. Go. Away."

Me: "Fine, be shellfish, take on the role of a hermit (crab),"

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I had so much fun doing this, although I'm sure most of you have seen third joke and some of the puns. This is what actually made me start coming up with puns on my own so I thought it deserved a part in here. Hey, its not my fault this is how I octopi my time. Feel free to comment. Better yet give me a joke to rant puns about. Or post your own pun. See ya!