Yo it's Spoopy Day! Aw yeah, bouta get my candy on!

Okay, okay-

It's also the 50th chapter so I'm about to go over this book's stats.

Apparently I'm number 2 in "ehhhh" at the moment. Maybe there's one less h? I dunno.

My girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow so please go wish her a happy early birthday.

I'm gonna hand out candy and then hang out with my parents this year. It's gonna be great!

So yeah, that's about it.

Also I had to change my font like 50 times to get italics.

So yay? Italics are back, baby.

Also this is now a 100+ word chapter.

This book is literally the only thing I update regularly tbh-

Some quotes:
"grass devoured"

"what the duck"

Also time for some memes:

G l a r e.

When I find someone I like getting made fun of

What be sport?

Pretty self-explanatory.

"After all, he is your son!"

He look

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Okay so this chapter might be posted the day after Halloween but I swear the first draft was on Halloween-

So yeah I hope you guys enjoy this shit.