It's my birthday! It's my birthday!

One year older and another year closer to death!

Wait-

Kidding, kidding. This is going to be the only chapter where I actually capitalize correctly, so don't get your hopes up.

So I'm now the age of XX. It's pretty cool.

I also don't want to tell my age so yeah.

So it's my birthday. My friend is 2 days older than me (April 26), and I'm going to attend her birthday party so that's pretty cool.

I just realized this is probably the longest chapter-

Cool I guess.