A/N: Wow, it's been a whole year since I started writing these. I've written 21 smuts. And one Lawlu. Which one was your guys favorite? Which one didn't you like? Happy birthday Zoro!

"Come on. It will be fun." Zoro purred.

Sanji frowned, "I don't know Zoro. I don't like to take our sexual activities outside our home."

"Come on it's my birthday. It would be so hot to fuck you against my desk."

"What do I get out of it?"

"My cock."

Sanji huffed, "Only if no one is there. I'll come in when you're the only one left."

"Great. Surprise me."

Sanji hummed, looking to his closet, "I have just the thing."

Sanji stepped into the police station. And everything went quiet. He wore black back seamed stockings and a coat that stopped about his mid thigh. Along with cherry red heels and lipstick. Sanji glanced to the people who couldn't keep their eyes off him. Some of them dropped the items in there hands along with their jaws.

"I'm here to see my husband."

Fingers pointed up the stairs as Sanji stepped up the stairs. Once he reached the top he turned to them.

"Shut your mouths. You're getting drool all over the floor."

They snapped their mouths shut as Sanji headed to Zoro's office. He knocked on the door fluffing out his coat a bit before Zoro told him to come in. Sanji stepped in shutting and locking the door behind him. Zoro glanced up to him while Sanji shut the blinds bending over slightly to see the bands clipped to Sanji's stockings.

"I'm so sorry to bother you officer." Sanji sighed, "I've just been so lonely."

Zoro cleared his throat getting into character, "What can I do then?"

Sanji turned to him, "Well it seems I'm a little stuck. I was wondering if you can help me get out of it."

Sanji stepped up to Zoro's desk. As he stepped up on a chair before standing onto Zoro's desk. Slowly unbuttoning his coat and let it slide onto the desk. Zoro's eyes went wide to the stockings, garterbelt, panties and bra on Sanji's frame. He put his hands on his hips as Zoro was lost in all the exposed skin.

"Could you help me find a way out of this?" Sanji purred.

"Fuck it." Zoro muttered.

Sanji furrowed as Zoro looked up at him and smirked. He swiped Sanji's ankles as he fell onto the desk. He groaned as Zoro pulled him to the edge of the desk.

"O-Oi." Sanji grunted.

"I need to fuck you now." Zoro purred.

"B-but."

Zoro shut him up with a rough kiss while he yanked the panties off to his ankles. While Zoro rubbed his exposed cock. Sanji moaned clutching to the desk as Zoro smirked to the gem like end sticking out of Sanji's ass.

"My my, someone is eager." Zoro chuckled.

He hooked his fingers to the gem as he pulled out the buttplug and tossed it to the desk. Zoro purred knowing he can get started.

"Are you ready my love?" Zoro purred.

Sanji nodded as Zoro unbuckled his pants until Sanji placed a heel to his chest.

"I won't be taken down so easily." Sanji hummed.

Then pushed him back onto his chair before he too soon straddled Zoro's hips. Sanji cupped his chin and had him look up to him.

"You need to relax remember." Sanji purred.

As he lowered himself down onto Zoro's cock. Zoro gave a pleased moan rolling his head back until Sanji sat fully on his cock. Then began to jerk himself in a slow painful rhythm. Zoro frowned to Sanji who smirked to him.

"Beg." Sanji said.

"No."

"Beg Zoro."

"Never."

Sanji frowned, "Zoro."

He began to go slower, Zoro hissed.

"Fuck- just pick up the goddamn pace."

"Ask nicely."

"Please."

"Very good."

Sanji began to pick up the pace pumping himself on Zoro's cock. Filling the room with soft moans. Before Zoro had to be dominant.

He pinned Sanji down on the desk with a swift move. Pinning Sanji's wrists down with his own while ramming into him. Sanji's moans grew louder as Zoro grew on the verge. Sanji came while he rammed into his pleasure spot. Sanji tightened around Zoro having his release soon sputter into Sanji's ass. And. Kept his seed inside his ass with the buttplug. Sanji grumbled sitting up on his elbows. Zoro panted slightly as he kissed him roughly. Sanji pulled back smiling softly.

"Happy birthday you horny gorilla." Sanji purred.

He soon frowned and kneed Zoro in the stomach before kicking him onto the floor.

"And I told you that no one was supposed to be here!" Sanji hissed, "After today no sex for a month."

"A MONTH?!"