Robin the Bi-con

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I've been gone a while but I have a good excuse! I'm currently working to help promote The Lighthouse Project which helps the community with varying problems. So I'm back with a request. I honestly have to say a massive thank you to fangirl834 for waiting so long for this story and I hope you enjoy it. Imma stop talking and get on with the story.

Robin was typing up some new information he found on a case when he heard laughter from the team. Bored with work, he decided to investigate what had his team in hysterics. He soon found that the team was using the WiFi to watch edits on Youtube. Robin could only sigh at them. The Mountain had one of the fastest internet connections in the world and they were using it to binge half-assed edits. Typical. Wally spotted him shaking his head in disappointment and a dastardly idea popped into his head. "Hey Rob, can you spare 3 minutes and 45 seconds?" he asked. "That's oddly specific but sure," Robin answered. He really didn't want to go back typing. He took a seat on the armrest and got himself comfortable. "You can't sit normally can you?" Artemis commented. "I don't know, can this team get through a mission without blowing something up?" Silence was the best answer.


"Close your eyes," Wally instructed, receiving a plethora of confused states. "I want it to be a surprise!" They did as he instructed and he began to type in the video title. The video in question was a conspiracy theory video he found late one night. The conspiracy? Robin was bisexual. "Can we open our eyes now?" Kaldur asked. There was something unnerving about having your eyes closed when almost everyone in the room could put you in the hospital for a week. It was also just plain awkward. "Yup." They opened their eyes but he didn't allow them to see the title of the video. It had to be a surprise. "I hope this isn't a "Why you shouldn't like" so and so video. Half the time their reasoning is that of a child's," M'gann said. She didn't quite get those channels. The speedster shook his head and sat back. It started with a blank screen with the channel name. Nothing out of the ordinary. Then, the trademark conspiracy theory music kicked in. Wally noticed Robin lean forward slightly in interest. Oh, how naive he was. Robin loved conspiracy theories. In fact, he was the person behind the infamous Superman and Batman are brothers theory. "Really? Conspiracy theories? This is why teenagers think everyone is out to kill them," Artemis complained. 

"You'll like it in a minute."

"Robin is a bisexual confirmed!" said the text to speech voice. 

"What?" Connor asked in a deadpan tone.


Any anger that Artemis had was released with a short laugh. "Take it back. Conspiracy theories are great." Wally grinned and glanced at Robin. He had no readable expression. Interesting. Wally thought he would be laughing at the notion. Maybe he was playing the long game, not giving Wally the reaction he was waiting for. There were a lot of questionable things the creator presented as "proof." One being that Robin saved a person who just happened to be bi from committing suicide by giving them a number for LGBT+ youth support. Another instance being Robin campaigning for LGBT+ rights. "All of these reasons are based on random facts," Connor said when the video finished. "Yeah, that's why these videos are funny," Wally explained. "There are loads of these. There's one on Bats being gay, one on me being gay, one on M'gann and Kaldur being a couple." Wally added.

"Oh, and you can't forget the Green Lantern is dating Flash video! That one was great," Artemis commented. Robin, who had been silent throughout the video, finally spoke up. "Well that was a waste of time," he announced, hopping off the couch. 

"You sound quite butthurt. Being Bi isn't the worst accusation you've ever had," Artemis said.

"I just thought the answer was quite obvious," he responded. His lips quirked to make a mischievous grin as he left the room. "Wait Robin are you actually Bi?" Wally shouted after him.


Two hours later, Robin sent a picture to the Young Justice Snapchat. It was a selfie of him and Wonder Woman out in Gotham. The caption read "Just two Bicons on patrol."


Arty: ...I can't tell if this is a joke

MM: I think he's serious

Rob: I appreciate you thinking me coming out is a joke Arty

Arty: Congrats dork

Connor: I knew it

Kaldur: Who just yelled called it?

Walls: That was Canary

Rob: I sent it to everyone. People need to know who their true Bi-con is.

MM: Wonder Woman has competition 😂😂

Hope this was okay 😅

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