Dick stared at the man who looked exactly like him but buffer somehow. "Who are you?"

"I'm you but a top."

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"Hey Dami, look what I bought. It's a friendship bracelet," Dick said excitedly. Damian stared at him, taking the yarn. "How childish of you."

"Oh well if you don't like it I'll just take it back-"

"I'll wear it till the day I die, back off."

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"Are you sure you're not dating anyone?" Wally asked. How plausible would it be for a billionaire's ward to not be dating someone? "If I am I wasn't told."

"Let's be honest, if someone was dating a person without knowing it, it would be you."

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"Sometimes Dick can be a straight up idiot," Tim said. Dick had just tripped over a bin that was blatant for everyone to see. Jason choked. "What?"

"I just never thought I'd hear straight and Dick in the same sentence." Jason explained. 

"Hey!" Dick shouted from the floor.

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"Talk to Tim, maybe you can work through your differences," Dick insisted. 

"No, I will never talk to Drake until I'm on my deathbed so I can get in the last word," Damian argued.

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"Are you okay?" M'gann asked.

"Yeah why?" Robin answered.

"When you were talking to the store clerk you asked if damage repair shampoo worked on emotions." There was silence. 

"It was a valid question."

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Dick slumped on the couch, half dressed in the Bat suit. "Someone needs to take me out."

"On a date or with a sniper?" Damian inquired. He shrugged. 

"Surprise me."

"Pennyworth he's doing it again and I forgot the comfort words!"

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"Due to circumstances beyond my control-" Kid Flash began.

"Impulse and inattention to detail," Robin filled in quickly.

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Jason huffed angrily. "I did not die-"

"Most heroes have died Jay, you're not special. Even I died," Dick snapped. He received a flurry a blinks. "It's true don't look at me like that."

"Damn."

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"We're going to be undercover in a strip club," Batman said. Most of the bat brothers groaned. 

"Yes!" Dick exclaimed. 

"What?" Tim said.

"I mean, oh darn a strip club. I really hope I don't have to play the part of a stripper. That would be really bad."

"Real smooth Goldie. Real smooth."