Beast Boy was blabbering on about something to Robin, who was staring into space. Noticing this Beast Boy put his hands on his hip angrily. "Are you even listening?" he asked frustratedly.
Robin looked up at him, the team looked too. "Yeah, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once," he answered in a monotone voice. The team burst into laughter and Beast Boy blushed with embarrassment.

Nightwing had just knocked out five guys in the space of a minute making Starfire's jaw drop. "How did you do that?" she asked.

"I have three brothers, you learn a few things," he replied with a smirk. 

"They taught you to fight like that?" 

"What no. They're annoying so I use them as practice."

Cyborg had just tried to prank Robin and failed miserably. "Batman didn't raise a fool. A kick ass cold hearted basterd. But not a fool," he said before walking out calmly.

Robin back flipped off a building in front of Speedy then used his trusty grappling hook to bring him back up to the ledge. "You're insane!" Speedy yelled. Robin smiled at him, 

"I know! Isn't it great?"

Robin walked into the cave from patrol to see a confused Batman. "Is that blood?" he asked pointing to his shirt. "No?" Batman squinted his eyes. 

"That's not a question you're supposed to answer with another question."

M'gann was making cookies when Robin limped in. "Are you alright?" she asked. 

"I'm fine," he answered sitting down. He winced slightly. 

"You don't look fine," she replied.

"Then stop looking," he answered as though it was obvious.

The Teen Titans were sitting around when Robin walked in. Only he was in civvies and didn't have a mask on. "I don't know the protocol for revealing your secret identity so, hi? Surprise?"

No one had seen Robin all day so they decided to look in the room where he did all his research. "Robin?" Raven asked. She saw him huddled in the corner with case files around him. 

"Oh don't mind me in the corner, having an existential crisis."

Kid Flash sat on the roof where Robin said to meet with Speedy. Speedy turned up later then Robin dropped down from another building. "Want to see what trouble we can get into?" he asked with a devilish smirk. "Oh god we're going to die aren't we?" Kid Flash answered. 

"Hey it's only Tuesday I know how to restrain myself." Speedy and Kid Flash glanced at each other. "You most certainly do not," Speedy insisted.

Robin walked into a brightly decorated room, confused. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" his friends yelled. He stared at them. "It's not my birthday..." Wally stared back at him. 

"Yes it is," he told him. Robin pulled up a calendar on his computerised glove. 

"Huh, nevermind it is my birthday. Happy birthday to me."

Batman was holding Robin's dislocated shoulder whilst Wonder Woman held the boy down. "Just take a deep breath," Batman told him.

"JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH? It feels like I'm BEING RIPPED APART!"

Cyborg was organizing his things with the team. "BB I don't think you're going to be much help," he admitted. Beast Boy whirled around with a shocked expression. "Hey! My name starts with B. B is for organisation," he defended. 

"In what alphabet?!?" Robin exclaimed from across the room.

Wonder Woman stared at the little boy who had just beaten a man with two moves. "Y-you're," she stuttered. "Amazing, a wonder, talented, smart-"

"Dangerous," she finished. He laughed a little.

"That'll work too."

Starfire was squealing because a spider was sitting on the TV screen. "Ignore it and it will go away," Raven told her. 

"From one hero to another, that doesn't work for an army of plants. Trust me," Robin commented walking past them.

Poison Ivy was getting sick of this little kid hurting her plants. "Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?" she asked throwing thorns at him. 

"I don't know, probably both," Robin replied dodging the thorns.