the shit Robin says

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Artemis walked into the training room to see Robin nearly falling on the pull up bar. "Rob?" She asked, slightly concerned. "You alright?" He nodded. "Did you know that sleep deprivation burns loads of calories?" he asked. 

"Who even says that?"

"Me, I just did."


Dick was walking with Damian to his new flat in Blüdhaven. The older stopped and looked across the road. "What's the word for that infestation of little small people over there?" Dick asked. Damian turned with an unamused look. "Those are children. That's a school." he replied blankly.


Scarecrow cornered Robin with a grin only to have it fall as the child turned to face him. Robin's face looked more annoyed than anything. "Why aren't you afraid of me?" he asked.

"Seriously? I have worse nightmares about failing AP Chem."


Dick had just won Mario Kart for the 50th time. Wally turned to him, "I don't know whether I should kiss you or throw you off a bridge."

"Can I pick?" Dick asked.


Men began to surround the team. "This is bad," Robin stated.

"Oh, how can you tell?" Artemis asked sarcastically. 

"See how they're slowly moving in on us? And they all have guns and knives and I think that one guy has an axe?"


"Dick do you want to go to the charity ball?"

"I would rather be pecked to death by a flock of hummingbirds."


"We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?" Speedy asked. Robin counted a them. "Actually it's more like eight."

"Well sorry I wasn't specific enough!"


"We have a serial killer on our hands," Batman announced. 

"No we don't." Robin replied, shocking the team. 

"Yes we do, we have two bodies with the same MO." The older told him sternly.

"Two bodies is terrible, it takes three to be called a serial killer at least. Don't big them up."


Dick was revising whilst doing sit ups when M'gann walked in. "When are you not multitasking?"

"Probably when I'm asleep but then again with the amount of bruises I have when I wake up, I probably multitask then too."


"Today is just a light recon day," Robin announced. 

"Then why do you have five pounds of explosives?" Black Canary asked. 

"Because when has it ever stayed a light recon day?"


Dick had just knocked out Flash, sending him unconscious onto the ground with a bloody nose. "I'm pretty sure that was a ghost." he stated. 

"You just knocked out my Uncle!" Wally shrieked.

"It was a ghost." Dick repeated sternly. 

"Ghosts don't bleed!"

"This one does."

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