Alabama - inDiAna plEasE leT mE riDe wIth yUo--

Indiana - you got gas money?

Alabama - yes.

Indiana - then let's lock n' load.

Illinois - what's wrong with my car.?

South Carolina - nothing it's just that you're a shit driver.

Illinois - screw off Scotty.

South Carolina - thATS NOT MY FUCKIGN NAME!

North Carolina - *whispers* I paid everyone five bucks to call him Scotty.

Georgia - gurl..

Kentucky - no we're supposed to go this way!

Michigan - you're being fucking retarded, we need to go straight!

Tennessee - *slowly getting angrier*

North Dakota - *chugging vodka*

Alaska - give me some please.

Hawaii - nO thAts thE 8tH oNe todAy--

New York - alright guys I'm driving!

Rhode Island - the fuck if you are!

Massachusetts - hahaha.

New York - shut it Masshole!

Massachusetts - bitch..

Vermont - I'm driving end of discussion.

Colorado - wHATS UP BITCHESSS

Utah - Coly profanity, and I'm not letting any of you drive.

Arizona & NM - whyyy??

Nevada - ppsshhhh as if, I'll be taking my own car.

Utah - either I drive or I'm strapping you to the bed of my truck as we go 60 mph on the highway.

Nevada - oK iM sOrRY--!

Utah - alright then, Arizona, New Mexico, & Nevada are in the back.

Montana - ...

Wyoming - ...

Idaho - ...

Wyoming - Monty?

Montana - I'll go get my truck.

Idaho - can I put my potatoes in the back!

Montana from distance - sure.

Kansas - what the hell are we doing..

Oklahoma - everybody thought that the state conference was in Tallahassee, Florida, but turns out it's in Jackson, Mississippi.

Oklahoma - so no we all have to carpool there.

Texas - I brought a Ford Transit it can fit 12 people including me *opens doors* get in.

Mississippi - why in god's name did you bring that.

Texas - doesn't matter, I can fit 11 states in here so don't question it.

Kentucky - I'm in!!

Louisiana - *gets in the passengers seat*

Tennessee - fuck this I'm going with Ally and Indy.

South Carolina - I'm not riding with Texas, take me with you.

*timeskip because I'm a lazy shit*

Indiana - Virginia move it or fucking lose it dickwad! *honks at em'*

Tennessee - road rage much?

Indiana - well I'm sorry this asshole doesn't know how to drive on a freeway!

South Carolina - would listening to the Indiana Jones theme song help.

Ohio - *raises eyebrow*

Indiana - *inhales* the worst thing is that it actually would help.

Virginia - *sighs*

Maryland - did this mother fucker just honk at us?

Delaware - Mary please don't start anything..

NJ - my name is Benit and I ain't in it.

Literally everyone in Texas's car - Country roooaaddsss, take me hoommee, to the plaaaacce, where I beloooonngg!! West Virginia!!

West Virginia - this is the happiest day of my life.

Pennsylvania - hey Maine is this the turn right here? *points to sign*

Maine - uhhh yeah, turn here.

Vermont - wait I thought we were supposed to turn on AB-4?

New Hampshire - no it's the one past this one.

Maine - guys I'm the one with the map..

Vermont - so? I have Google maps, and the lady says we're supposed to go off on AB-4.

New Hampshire - clearly none of you are watching the cars in front of us! Indy just turned!!

*silence*

Pennsylvania - this is totally unawesome..

Prussia - whAT IS UNAWESOME

Pennsylvania - THE FU--

Montana - ppppssshhhhhhh.

Wyoming - *swinging his legs*

Idaho - *eating french fries* [don't ask he probably pulled them from his ass]

Montana - I'm bored.

Wyoming - me too..

Idaho - french fry?

Montana - nahh

Wyoming - I'm so bored that my head is staying to hurt.. Monty do something.!

Montana - hey guys, did you know that technically bananas are berries and strawberries aren't.

Wyoming - *pauses*

Idaho - *also pauses*

Montana - that should keep em' occupied while I figure out where the fuck to go.

Indiana - *gasps* wE'RE HERE FIRST FUCK YEAH!

Ohio - wait wasn't Pennslyvania following us..

Tennessee - shit.

South Carolina - *calls Pennsylvania*

Pennsylvania over the phone - pRUSSIA THE CAR!!

Prussia - it wasn't my fault that you freaked out!

Pennslyvania - YES THE FUCK IT WAS

New Hampshire - shut it you two!! Because of both you didn't pay attention to any other fucking state on the road!

New Hampshire - and gODDAMNIT MAINE GET WITH THE FUCKING TIMES! MAPS DON'T DO SHIT, SONO SOLO BUONI DA GUARDARE!

Vermont - *whispers* was that Italian.?

Maine - fuck if I know.. more than half of my population is Caucasian..

New Hampshire - entrambi siete idioti.

Pennslyvania - pRUSSIA nO

South Carolina - :|

Tennessee - *hangs up phone for SC*

Tennessee - ..it ain't our problem

~~ ehhhh this chapter is a little hard to explain. Basically the most oversimplified version would be, I like looking at people's license plates on vacation ~~