Kentucky's new law

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[ok so this one will more than likely be more serious than other skits I've made, I mean the topic is abortion. So if your sensitive or want this matter to be taken more seriously then just comment, thanks]

Kentucky - Indy, Ten! i need yall to read this new act I wanna pass

Tennessee - *sees title* you do realize that both me and Indiana republican right? we're going to have the same thoughts on this

Indiana - *reading new law while ten talks to ken*

Tennessee - why don't you get north carolina or virginia to read it?

Kentucky - . . They'd probably kill me  

Tennessee - then get Ohio to read it

kentucky - he doesn't listen to me

Indiana - honestly i think this law is great, but he's right, we should get someone from the other party to read it 

Indiana - that way  you would at least know what to expect if somebody tries to deny it

~ Timeskip ~   

Virginia - . . . 

Ohio - nope

Kentucky - what really?

Indiana - wait seriously??

Ohio - yeah people aren't going to like this, well I mean some people

Virginia - mhm. . 

NC - people aint gonna like what?

[btw I consider SC a "middle state", sure they've probably voted for a certain party numerous times,  but only by a slight margin]  

SC - n-noTHING! hehehhh

NC - *snatches SC's paper*

Ohio - oh shit-

NC - this *points to paper* is disgusting 

Indiana - you barley even read it!

NC - I did and its horrible!! your trying to take away womens rights!

Tennessee - what about the baby's rights!

NC - the baby isnt even alive yet!

Ohio - ENOUGH! 

*silence*

NY - I heard screaming whaz happenin'?

Ohio - shUT UP!

NY - 0-0

Indiana - this is why we don't piss of neutral states. .

Ohio - now then, North Carolina this doesnt concern you. You're not fucking Kentucky! You don't decide his laws!

NC - I-i. .

Ohio - Kentucky, I understand the new law you want to make but it's risky, the legislator won't like it 

Kentucky - *sighs*

NJ - exactly and he shouldn't 

Indiana - *she

Texas - pfft-

NJ - SHUT IT

Ohio - *Ohio.exe has stopped working*

Indiana - oh nuuuu

Illinois - whatever Texas at least we're not taking away womens rights

Texas - wE'RE NOT?!

Kentucky - should I actually explain this law to its fullest extent?

Every state considered democratic {this varies depending on the person} - nO

[If you want me to explain what the law actually was then just ask. Also the only reason i said was an not is is because eventually the act was struck down by Kentuckian District Judge Joseph H. McKinley Jr.]  


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