Ohio - what the fuck..

Illinois - Indiana just split into two smaller versions of himself

North Indiana sat on the couch swinging his legs ecstatically while his brother had already passed out. Both of the smaller versions of Indiana had college 'sponsored' hats on. South Indy wore a white IU hat, while North Indy had a dark green Notre Dame one.

NI - do you guys have any water?

SI - fuck water

NI - fuck you

SI - uncle ken!! North just cussed!

Kentucky - you cussed first kiddo

Illinois - how are you calm?!!

Michigan - has this never happened to you? I mean your like, his brother

Illinois - I am his brother, and no this had never happened before

North Indy got up from the couch and ran over to Michigan. He hugged his legs and clutched onto Michigan's pants tightly. He usually didn't display nervousness such as that, but too many people were surrounding the twins by now. 

Michigan - aww guys your making him nervous 

Michigan lifted North Indy up into his arms placing one under his behind and the other on Indy's back. He had small tears in his eyes. 

Wisconsin - oh no, whats wrong! 

NI - u-uh.. I-i

SI - hey! dont be assholes to my bwoder! 

Wisconsin - what!?

SI - yeah im talkin' to you bitch

Iowa - HA OMG

Ohio - Kentucky! What the hell did you teach this kid?!

Kentucky - South lemme see at you have

Ohio - wha–

SI - a KNIFE! 

Kentucky - NO

Nebraska - omg whydoeshehaveaknife

NI began to silently cry into Michigan's shoulder. He never liked yelling. 

Missouri - is he alright? 

Michigan - yeah.. Hey buddy its alright

Missouri - I got water

(The Indiana state beverage is water, and in the north ppl are supposedly "healthier". So NI loves water)

North Indy looked up at Missouri and lightly took the water bottle. 

Michigan - indy, do the trick!

NI - *gets down* 

Michigan - do it!

(So y'all know that one guy on Ellen who basically inhaled his water, well that's what north Indy can do)

NI - *drinks water in 3 sec*

Missouri - woah, cool lil bro

Michigan - oof 

Illinois - YOU CANT STAB WISCONSIN

SI - TRY ME

Ohio - BITCH!?

Kentucky - so I'm the one teachin' him bad words

Ohio - *flips off ken*

Kansas - *restrains SI*

SI - damnit..

Ok I gotta leave it here, I y'all want more stuff like this the comment lol, cuz I got ideas for Cali & Florida