Texas - guys..

Oklahoma - oh Jesus get the headphones 

Utah - dO nOt sAY tHE lOrDs nAme iN vAiN–

Texas - G u y s

Nevada - hooooooo sheit

Texas - G U Y S I W O N 

Michigan - don't u fucking dare 

Texas - I WON OMG *quickly turns around to scream at and hug his bf*

Michigan - *crying*

Texas - AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I WONNNNNNN!!!!!! I BEAT MICHIGAN STATE BY TEN POINTS OMFGOOOOOOODDDDDD!! OEFKBCSFH–

Indiana - I don't know how to feel about this

Ohio - I guess we're supposed to be disappointed

Pennsylvania - damn I just lost my bracket! 

NY - ha! I knew Texas was gonna win all along!

Pennsylvania - actually the awesome me won the coin flip and u had to put Texas on yr bracket, but it was totally unawesome that Texas actually won

NJ - well, shit ain't happen 

Texas - AAAAAAHHHHHH *rips of plad shirt to reveal tank top with american flag on it*

Michigan - oMfG *still crying*

*American national anthem begins to play in distance*

Indiana - wtf  - _-

Ohio - O _ 0

Illinois - \ -_ -/

Oklahoma -  • - • 

New Mexico - °^°

Cali - weLL–