Jiminnie: jungkookieeeeee~ <3

GoldenFetus: Wut do you want 🙄

Jiminnie: awe dont be like that :(( I was just going to invite you and Y/N to come with Yoongi and I to get ice cream.

GoldenFetus: i dont want to.

Jiminnie: pleeeeeeeeeease 🙏

GoldenFetus: I said I don't want to. Ask tae and hobi to go instead.

Kooksbae: I think it sounds like fun.

GoldenFetus: seriously Y/N?

Kooksbae: yeah, come on. I'll pay for yours if you come.

GoldenFetus: alright deal. But no changing ur mind, and if they start getting out of hand we leave them.

GeniusSwaegSuga: out of hand? We don't get out of hand.

GoldenFetus: I LITERALLY WALKED IN ON YOU GUYS IN THE LIVING ROOM THREE TIMES YESTERDAY!

JinEomma: YAH! And I had to banish yous two from the kitchen too!

RM: and lets not forget the studio on Thursday.

HobiHobiJHope: and the bathroom. Poor tae is still scarred!

GeniusSwaegSuga: okay. To be fair.... we were horny af.

TaeTae: Hobi hyung... why were they putting my back massager in no no places? And what does horny mean? They don't have horns.

HobiHobiJHope: because they are very bad. Now forget everything you saw.

Kooksbae: .....
Kooksbae: yeah kook, lets not make tae go with them. Poor kid's seen some shizzle.

Jiminnie: we said we were sorry!

JinEomma: SORRY DOESN'T TAKE BACK WHAT TAE SAW!

Kooksbae: and here I thought jimin was an innocent mochi.

Jiminnie: wha? Im still innocent!

GoldenFetus: ....
RM: ...
JinEomma: ......
HobiHobiJHope: ....
TaeTae: ....
TaeTae: hobi hyung, why was Jiminnie calling yoongi hyung daddy?

HobiHobiJHope: !...... uhhhhh..... because.... uh..... because they were playing a game? Yeah thats it.

TaeTae: Ooooo! I wanna play too! Will you play with me hobi- oops i mean daddy?

HobiHobiJHope: !!! 😳

Kooksbae: welp. I think Jin's yelling for jimin and yoongi to "get back here!" Is our cue to leave kook.
Kooksbae: Good luck with that uh.. game hobi.... or should I say... 'daddy'.

TaeTae: NO! HE'S MY DADDY! YOU GO PLAY WITH KOOKIE

GoldenFetus: yeah. Don't play with hobi. . Call me daddy instead 😉 😏

Kooksbae: YAH! WATCH IT PINKY!

GoldenFetus: you know what else is pink? 😏

JinEomma: YAH!!!
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