JinEomma: How was the concert you guys?

Jiminnie: concert? What concert?

GoldenFetus: OMG IT WAS AMAZING. I GOT TO SEE GD OPPA IN THE FLESH. HE. TOUCHED. ME. ADJIXIKF!!!!!
GoldenFetus: AND I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM! LOOOOOK I SET IT AS MY LOCK SCREEN!

Kooksbae: ....did he just call him "oppa"..... ?

GoldenFetus:

Kooksbae: wow okay. I see how it is.

GoldenFetus: ?

Kooksbae: You completely cropped me out of the picture 😞

GoldenFetus: awe is noona getting jealous?

Kooksbae: What? no. I'm just sad oppa cropped me out of the picture.

GoldenFetus: no oppa :c

Kooksbae: then no noona.

GoldenFetus: you know.... last time you said that it sure didn't seem like you meant it. 😏

Kooksbae: last time? Boi what are you- OOF
Kooksbae: BISH DONT YOU FRIZZLE-FRAZZLING DARE BRING THAT UP HERE.

GoldenFetus: "No noona~ *cute girly moans*"

JinEomma: •_______•

Jiminnie: •_______•

HobiHobiJhope: •_______•

GeniusSwaegSuga: •_______•

TaeTae: •_______•

RM: Dayum.

TaeTae: ....
TaeTae: why are we "•_______•"ing? I don't get it.

RM: don't worry bout it Tae.
RM: Okay, continue?

GoldenFetus: BOI IM NOT FUELING YOUR KINK-FETTISH!

RM: said the one who calls GD sunbaenim "oppa"

GoldenFetus: Shhh do not bring oppa into this.

RM: ..... boi..... you're only proving my point.

GoldenFetus: I do NOT have an oppa fettish.

RM: I didn't say you did. But since you brought it up. Yeah. Yeah you do.

GoldenFetus: i DESPISE being called oppa.

RM: yeah but you enjoy calling yo man-crush it a little too much.

Jiminnie: he has a point kook.

GoldenFetus: DO NOT!

RM: BISH I SHARED A ROOM WITH YOU FOR THREE YEARS! I KNOW YOUR SECRETS!

Kooksbae: oof. Exposed.

GoldenFetus: no! Y/N don't listen to them!

GeniusSwaegSuga: you literally call us "oppa" when you're drunk.

HobiHobiJhope: and you get very......... handsy.

GoldenFetus: YAH!!! WHY ARE YOU GUYS EXPOSING ME!?!?!?!?

Jiminnie: cuz we love yo

GoldenFetus: LiES!

Jiminnie: cuz we love to*
Jiminnie: typo.

GoldenFetus: MOM! TELL THEM TO STOP! THEY'RE EMBARRASSING ME!

JinEomma: sorry sweety. Better you than me.

GoldenFetus: HYUNG!

JinEomma: what? Joonie knows everyones kinks. Its kinda his shameless kink to know others kinks. I don't want to be exposed.
JinEomma: GOOD LUCK SWEETY~

Kooksbae: .........

GoldenFetus: ugh

GoldenFetus has left the chat [invite]

Kooksbae: wait... jin has kinks?!?

RM: More than even I thought existed 😏