Y/n POV

This factory is supposed to make spaghetti. I'm sorry But I know the Italians are crying. Since I know how it is being made. But I have to be a guard. Can't Argue. Pays good. Not arguing with the pay. Or the other guards. Speaking of them. They speak like they swallowed a Text to speech device. I only was able to get one of their names. Chris. Dude Looks like he wants to Kill himself. I should get him to see a therapist one of these days before he does it. The other guy seems like one of those people who try to act cool for today's generation and actually works. Now our boss. IS A FUCKING TELLITUBBY. Though I can't argue with him since he's the one signing the checks for me to cash. I go to my phone and play an app on it. I then hear someone.

https://youtu.be/z267SXGnxFc

I sigh. Here we go. I stand in front of the dude. to see him crawling. I mean he's got stealth down. I guess he didn't expect me. So here I go.

Y/n: Seems like your lost. Need help.

Mario: EEP! Mama Fucker. (Italian Gibberish something about trying to get into the factory)

Y/n: Ya no. (grabs the rise Cartridge) This is your last stop here.

https://youtu.be/_uoEeb0Xw7g

In my suit I aim my gun at the intruder.

Mario: (the two videos)

https://youtu.be/S9BMFSBD0Lg

https://youtu.be/DjDsfy5yy_U

The red intruder books it. Huh. Well, he might have another way going to enter the factory. At least Christ or Swag can deal with him if he gets to them. I the go for a walk and make it to the Spaghetti room to find the two other guards.

Chris: LOL dude what are you doing?

Swagmaster: I am watching this freaking funny video shut up. (Swagmaster watches 101 Ways for Mario to Die (the right way!) on his computer) lol he died (watches more of Mario dying) lololololololololololololololol

Chris: shut up, stop watching those gay ass videos

Swagmaster: *pulls out a gun* wanna fight me butthole?

Chris: oh for god's sakes... not this again...

(Admiral Greg enters)

Admiral Greg: Hey gaise [sic]! we shouldn't be fighting!

(Chris and Swagmaster look at Greg, then they shoot him)

Chris and Swagmaster: lololololololololololololololol

Swagmaster: what a gay face

Y/n: Guys. we got a fat pudge on factory grounds. Let's find them.

Swagmaster: Fuck. Well let's take them out the back.

Chris: Well, that's the smartest thing you have said.

Soon the fatass enters.

Mario: Hello! Have you seen spaghetti?

Swagmaster: HOLY CRAP IT'S FAT ASS JUSTIN BIEBER. KILL HIM!

As Chris and Swag are shooting at him. The Intruder runs as the two chase him. I get to the maker room and relax. I then hear the intruder enter and gawk at the device.

Mario: Ooh hoo hoo hoo! Ah spaghetti... Ah ravioli... Ah mamma mia...

I then aim the Laser rise riser at the intruder as the boss comes in with his pistol.

Tubby Wonka: Uh oh!

Mario: *scared* Wah!!

Seeing the Machine, the boss decides to give the intruder a test run inserting the custard into it. The Machine then turn that stuff into a plate of Spaghetti.

Tubby Wonka: Tubbycustard! Tubbycustarrrd!

Y/n: Ya ya. you can turn that stuff into Spaghetti.

Mario: This is UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-!!!!

I see the intruder run to the boss. I shoot my laser riser at him, but he dodges. kicking the boss in the Machine. Apparently, the Machine detects the boss had a bit too much custard.

Y/n: YOU IDIOT!

I run off to a safe place and not die from the explosion. Somehow the Intruder was sent flying from it. Oh god. I hope Chris, Swag and Greg are ok. I got swags number. But I don't know. Even if He did survive. his phone is fucked.