Let's clear something up. I am AWARE Ike is 5 years younger than Karen. But I need him to be there now for plot. Sorry.
~Eko.
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I sigh as Ike opens the compartment door.

"Hey Ky," he says.

I roll my eyes as Wendy waves.

"Hey," Karen says.

Ike waves.

"I erm... I was somewhere else but kinda got kicked out," he says.

"What did you do, Ike?" I ask.

"No, I didn't do anything. They just didn't like my face," he says.

Stan smiles.

"You're welcome here," he says.

He puts his hand around Wendy, who laugh.

"Sit here," Karen says.

Ike sits down. I smile.

"Are you nervous?" Karen asks.

Ike shakes his head.

"I know where I'm going," he says.

"The greatest house?" Everyone in the compartment asks.

"Yes," Ike says.

"He does sound like a Gryffindor," Kenny says.

"No way. Hufflepuff pride!" Stan says.

"I would argue," Wendy and I say.

"It's Ravenclaw. It's not even a damn question," I say.

"Right?" Karen asks.

"Slytherin is pretty cool," Wendy says.

Ike laughs.

"You just have to wait for it," Ike says.

The train stops and Ike gets up. Karen, Kenny, Stan, Wendy and I get out to a carriage. Karen smiles at a few people, some smile back.

"What are you there smiling for?" Jessica asks.

Karen look up at her, taking steps back.

"Nothing ma'am," she says.

Kenny immediately gets Karen close to himself, eyeing Jessica with murder.

"My sister, Bitch," he says.

His voice is the most venomous I've ever heard it.

"Oh Kenny," Jessica says.

Kenny has the immediate reaction of putting Karen behind him.

"I was wondering if you were interested in a duel," Jessica says.

"Duel? What?" I ask.

"Depends. Whose asking?" Kenny asks, eyes on fire.

"No, Kenny, no no," Wendy starts.

"Poor you. I find that you might be orphans if your attempts at exposing me continue. Finish it, don't just word it," Jessica says.

"Oh," Kenny lets out.

Karen quickly looks between the two.

"Who is a bitch to say what I'm gonna do?" Kenny asks.

What the hell happened between them?

"Duel would be the best way to solve this. If I loose, all plans are yours to expose," she says.

Both of them are eyeing the other to fucking hell.

"It's not a good idea, Ken," Karen says.

"It's not a good idea to come into-," Kenny says.

"Such a shame the girl won't live long," Jessica said.

"If you lay a hand on her, I will rip your head and feed it to your friends. And not even flinch," Kenny says.

Slowly, a teacher starts coming.

"She won't make it out alive when war starts," Jessica says.

"You won't make it out alive if you keep on the wrong side," Kenny says.

Jessica laughs so loudly it hurts.

"So do we have a duel on?" She asks.

"We do," Kenny says.

Fuck off.

"I'm second," I say, before I can even thing about it.

Jessica laughs.

"Scott is mine," she says.

She says something so close to Kenny only he hears. Before any of us realise anything, Kenny is kicking her like no tomorrow.

"You Satanic bitch!" He yells.

Stan quickly tries to drag Kenny away. Wendy, realising the situation, comes in between the two.

"And you. Didn't your granny warn you enough? Oh I swear I hear your plans through the King. Your family is on the black list now," she says.

I roll my eyes, holding the urge to ruin her face.

"Squib spawn! And your mudblood your friends! You're all going to die!" She yells.

I don't even have time to realise what's happening before she has a bloody nose.

"Kyle no!" Stan yells.

He tries to drag me away.

"Do not," I say.

"Kyle, stop!" Wendy yells as well.

The one that had the fucking guts is crying.

"Not so confident now, eh? Shouldn't have been a fucking bigot," I say.

I hit her one more time.

"So you're this pathetic? Beating a woman to get to what you want eh?" Cartman asks.

I look around until I find him stood there, smirking.

"You know what. Time to do something I have wanted to do for a while now," I say.

"Kyle no!" Wendy yells.

I step on Jessica before going towards Cartman.

"Wanna beat me up? You should know the things I will do," Cartman says.

I laugh.

"I wouldn't stoop to that if you begged," I say.

"Well what's different about me to Jessica?" He asks.

"The fact you have been raised to think like you do, you could change with the right influence. She? She came to this on her damn own," I say.

"Whatcha gonna do then?" He asks.

I laugh.

"Warn you," I say, taking him by the shoulders.

"About being a bigot not being good in the long run," I say.

I kick him on the left leg.

"That's a warning. If it ever comes to me being against you in a serious setting, I won't hesitate," I say.

I jump on one of the last carriages, giving a hand to Wendy and the others to help them up.

"Dude. That was-," Stan starts.

"Awesome," Kenny continues.

"No, we are not through with that. You went and got us into a duel. A lot of studying is going to happen this year, Ken," I say.

When we finally reach the school, I sit next to Craig in the Ravenclaw table.

"My sister is this year," he says.

Karen sits with us.

"Broflovski, Ike."

"GRYFFINDOR!"

"Fuck yes!" Kenny lets out.

We continue to wait for it.

"Tucker, Tricia."

"Oh shit," Craig mutters.

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

"Wait, say what?" The girl lets out.

She laughs.

"This is going to be amazing," she says.

She leaves towards the Hufflepuff table and as soon as she sits down, she says something,

"Don't talk to me. I'm an antisocial asshole."

"I raised her well," Craig mutters.

Karen laughs at what Tricia said.