Everyone was preparing for Kermit and Trump's big wedding. 

The ballroom had been rented.

And the guests had been notified.

All the couple needed was their outfits.

Kermit walked into the bridal shop and posed 🕺.

Everyone dropped their stuff and took pictures.

"OMG IT'S HIM!! IT'S THE KERMIT!"

"Alright simmer down please!" He did the flynn rider smolder.

"Ah. Just what I need; A weird green frog in my shop." said the owner.

"I am Ms. Kuznetsov! Ze owner of dis BOOTIFUL BRIDAL SHOP!" she said in her thicc russian accent.

"I am The future Mrs. Shrek!" said Kermit.

"No one gives two flying pelmenis (Russian dumplings)! Now what's your size?"

"I am a medium!" 

"Don't lie to me." Kunzetsov did the face -3-

"Fine am a larg!" Kermit said

"Hmm... we'll go with XXXXXXXXXlarge to be on the safe side." She came out with 3 outfits.

"Hmmmmmm.. hmmm. HMMmMmMMMMMmmmmmMMMmmmMMMMmMmmm! I choose..... THAT ONE!" Kermit pointed to a green vest and khakis

"Fine. Here's your shoes." she gave him ruffled church socks and white shoes with straps.

"THANK YOU!! HERE ISH DA MONEEYYY!!" he busted open her forehead by throwing a ziplock bag full of dirty pennies.

Kermit flew out the window.