1: Ok, if Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Orange lives in the orange house, who lives in the white house?

2: ...I GOT IT!

2: The President!

1: Noit'sMr.Whiteyouidiot.      (ò-ó) 

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1: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

2: oh i know this one

1: Because 7 is a convicted felon.

2: ...                                                                                                                                                 oh.

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1: What's an astronaut's favorite gum?

2: ...

1: Orbit!            pfffffffft! XD

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1: What's Poseidon's favorite gum?

1: Trident!          *wheezing*

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