Tonight when I got down to the last four kids we watched Cars 3. 

You all know the plot revolves around Lightning McQueen's career-ending injury but I had kind of forgotten about this. 

Lightning McQueen: *Violently crashes ten minutes into the movie*.

Me, thinking the kids might be scared so we need to have a dialogue about this: Oh, no, Lightning McQueen is crashing. Look at him. 

Two-year-old: NOOOOO! *bursts into tears*

My heart: *Shatters*

Child's mother: *Walks into the room at this exact moment* 

Me: She's distraught because Lightning McQueen crashed.

Mother: Oh, believe me, she gets so emotional over movies.