How a normal person watches the new Avengers movie:
"Yeah, and that fight scene was so cool! And then were the explosions; and the part where the Hulk..."

How my sister (Scotlyn) and I watch the new Avengers movie:
"And OmiNotch, I ship Bruce and Tony SOO hard now. And Bruce and Natasha. And Steve and Natasha. And Steve and Thor. And Thor and Tony. And Tony and..."