Still talking to friend about Hanners.

Friend: "You're gonna hate me when I say this, but..."

Me: cringes

Friend: "... She doesn't like Minecraft."

Me: "Oh, that's okay. She can still be saved. I've brought plenty of people to the light. Like you. And Codfish; ya know, Codfish used to think that Minecraft was boring and pointless. Then he met me, and I brought him into the light."

Friend: laughs
"That's not a good thing, to bring people into the light."

Me: "Ugh, not that light. Not the No, Timothy, don't go into the light! light. Close enough, I suppose."

Let me talk you into playing Minecraft, and you'll enter the afterlife!
:D