Talking about road rage in the car

Scotlyn: "Excuse me, but I don't have road rage. I have road sass. 'Excuse me, sir, that was rude.'" *does a z-snap*

Mama: "I used to say, 'Oh, by the way, there's a little pedal on the right!'"

Scotlyn: "'Did you learn how to drive from a turtle?' 'Is there something wrong with your car, or are you just driving that slow because you're stupid?'"

Step-dad: "Y'all are weird."

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