If you didn't read the last hashtag, basically, I convinced my English teacher to let us write fanfiction about Romeo and Juliet, as we just finished it, for a grade in class. After debating if I should make it a Hedrorulez fanfiction, because of a joke Drake (CodfishJoe) and Cameron (CamtoHobbit) had made in math class, I decided to go towards the idea I'd said originally that convinced my teacher to let us do the fanfics.

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD. DUH!

My original idea was that Romeo wasn't drinking poison; he was just taking some Z-Quil because he has Insomnia. Duh. Here's the fanfiction:

So Sad, So Sorry

An alternate ending to Romeo and Juliet

Juliet gasped as Romeo tipped back the vial. He dropped the glass and looked at his lover with wide eyes.

"No. N-no, Romeo..." She clasped his hands over his. "You can't- don't leave me. Please don't leave me," Juliet sobbed, staring into the everclosing blue of his eyes. "Please. Please..." Romeo's hand fell from her's as he sighed a final breath. "No. No. Romeo." She shook his shoulder, refusing to believe that their time together was over so soon. "Romeo..." she whispered.

She glanced over through tear-stricken eyes and saw the dagger that had brought such pain. The blade that had slain her proposed fiance and banished her lover. With trembling hands, the broken girl placed cold fingers on the hilt, ever so slowly lifting the blade toward her throat.

"I'm sorry, my love," the girl whispered as she brought the blade to a stop, preparing to enter the void as did her lover before her.

"'Sokay; I forgive you." A voice said as a tear-covered hand flicked the blade away. Juliet jumped at the sight of her husband sitting up next to her, grinning. "You should have seen the look on your face!" Romeo chuckled.

"What the- how'd you- what?!" Juliet exclaimed, bewildered.

"I am sorry, my love, but thou hath forgotteneth the date of this day." Romeo said in a mock-dramatic voice.

"I- you- you're alive!" Juliet stuttered before frowning at her watch. "'Tis the first of this month April. What does that have to do w-" Juliet facepalmed.

"April fools!" She heard shouted in unison by Romeo, Tybalt, Mercutio, and a multitude of others she'd thought long gone.

"You planned this entire thing... AS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE?!?!"

"Hehe..." Romeo chuckled. Juliet just sighed and bit her thumb before embracing her love.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

BEST APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER

JEEZ, SHAKESPEAR

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A PRANKSTER

ALSO I'M NOT PROOFREADING THIS

BECAUSE I AM INCREDIBLY TIRED

AND I CAN BARELY SEE THIS SCREEN

IT'S USUALLY A BAD SIGN IF YOUR VISION GOES OUT, RIGHT?

Eh, I'll be fine. :D