Arguing about Marvel being better than DC with a friend

Me: sends Superman meme
Friend: "BAHAHAHAHATNihWUCAINSPN"
Me: "It isn't that funny, jeez. XD"
Friend: "Dude, it was, though. It was a joke, just like the rest of Marvel!"
Me: "..."
Friend: "Actually, wait. . . Is Superman even Marvel? He is, right? Maybe not-"
Me: "Superman. Is DC."
Friend: "Ha, I suck at life."
Me: "He's one of DC's main characters. You are a failure."
Friend: "I stick with Teen Titans and Batman, man."
Me: "... Their next movie is 'Batman Vs. Superman.'"

Some people are just so blonde.
Sighs