Transportation
*in the Human World*
Kai: *growls* These weaklings aren't giving me the power I need to stop him! What should I do? *sees a person jogging* Hmm, she looks powerful enough. Excuse me, young one.
Jogger: *open-eyed look* Umm, I must be dreaming. What do you need?
Kai: Is there any way in this horrifying world that I can find power sources? And transportation?
Jogger: Well, if you want power sources, there is energy and solar energy . . .
Kai: No, no . . . HUMAN sources.
Jogger: Ummm . . .
Kai: Cause I need power sources for my collection and these two are useless. *shows the amulets of The Author and The Author's Friend*
Jogger: Ooh, those are . . . nice.
Kai: Watch this though. *throws the amulets showing Jade versions of them*
Jogger: That's weird.
Kai: You wanna know how they are made? *retracts them back*
Jogger: *chuckles nervously* *starts running*
Kai: Hmm, possible effective human power. *swings the Jade blades at her*
Jogger: *screams, calls her friend* Hello, bestie?
Jogger's Friend: Whazzup, bestie!
Jogger: Yeah, I need you to pick me up, some weird power hungry yak is chasing me with blades!
Jogger's Friend: I'm coming, bestie!
*Kai swings the blades once more at the Jogger, trapping her making her fall down, ending the call*
Jogger's Friend: Bestie? Bestie?! *starts the car*
Kai: Listen, girl, if you want to mess with some overpowered bull, you've got another thing coming.
Jogger: Actually, I possibly can help you.
Kai: Yeah, right. *starts using his glowing green hands to absorb her in jade*
Jogger: *chuckles nervously* Actually, I can help you, where do you need to go?
Kai: That doesn't matter.
Jogger: Well, you wanna know about earth, which is here, yes?
Kai: Yes?
Jogger: Perfect! Then let me go, let me go!
Kai: Hmm. *stops the glowing green hands while the Jade is near her face, opens her eyes* I will need you as a accomprence. But, if you squirm, get frightened, or worry about the sake of people you don't know, you will and shall be forced to live in my collection . . . FOREVER!
Jogger: Okay, okay. *laughs nervously*
Kai: Now, come on. But there will be a difference.
*Kai leaves the jade blades trapped to her as a kind of backpack while he rides a bike*
Kai: How does this even work?
Jogger: Well, you need to just move your feet on the pedals.
Kai: Hmm, I see.
*ringing*
Kai: What the heck is this? Some puny brick?
Jogger: It's a phone. Answer it.
Kai: *growls* Hello?
Jogger's Friend: Hey, who are you, and where's my bestie?
Kai: Who is this?
Jogger: Oh, hey bestie!
Jogger's Friend: Whazzup, girlfriend!
Kai: *facepalm, groans* Oh my god.
Jogger: Where are you?
Jogger's Friend: I'm right near you and your trapped like a backpack to a giant yak?
Jogger: Uh-huh.
Jogger's Friend: Well, imma just . . . *crash*
Kai: Who are you?
Jogger's Friend: I'm *points to the Jogger* HER FRIEND.
Kai: Hmm. Power, I see?
Jogger's Friend: I don't know what you are talking about.
Kai: Hmm, annoying and angry. Power.
Jogger: What are you doing?
Kai: Hold on a second.
Jogger's Friend: I'm gonna save my friend! And you ain't gonna stop me!
Kai: You're messing with someone overpowerful. Leave or face my jade-y wrath.
Jogger's Friend: Please, that's just some word you made up.
Kai: Oh, did i? *grabs a Jade amulet of The Author, holds her down*
Jogger's Friend: Hey! Let me go!
Jogger: (inside my mind) No! He can't!
Kai: Hmm. Your chi is strong, I can tell. How would you like to be a part of my collection? *uses his glowing green hands, you know at this point*
Jogger's Friend: *sees the jade* What the? *struggling*
Jogger: *gasps*
Kai: *grabs the Jogger's Friend amulet* *laughing* 3 collected. *retracts the amulets*
Jogger: No!
Kai: *growls*
Jogger: I mean . . . *scoffs* She doesn't matter, we just need her chi anyways.
Kai: *smiles* Now . . . tell me where the Moon Universe is.
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