The story it's self is exactly 800 words not including this note, I got this idea from a conversation I had with Eve and it was too hard not to write it into a short story or short fanfiction I don't know just read XD

"Here's the plan, Spidey pose as a customer but don't wear the spider suit." I said looking at Spidey. "So you want him to strut into a Taco Bell naked, I'm sorry but I can't let my Spidey do that!" Deadpool whines while hugging Spidey's head. I sighed "I wanted him to be Peter." I said giveing Deadpool a slight death glare. He put his hands up in mock surrender before speaking again. "And what about me?!" "Same thing, but Deadpool, stay Deadpool it's not unusual for you to get tacos, both of you are going to hand me a five dollar bill when you 'order.'" I explained what would happen next "Why?" They asked "To make it looked like you payed but don't worry I'll put in my pockets and return it, I will give both or you a bag of tacos and I will go in the back and grab more, we will leave to the parking lot by the dumpsters and call Eve before anything else happens, she'll come pick us up and take us to a safe plays to enjoy the tacos." I explained Spidey nodded while Deadpool grinned like an idiot under his mask. "Can we eat them in the bat cave?" He asked "The what?" I asked he sighed "I forgot, you do that..." "Do what?" Spidey asked. "Nothing, now go get dressed in your normal clothes." Deadpool said "Where exactly?" "The Taco Bell bathroom?" I said while he sighed "I'll just pose as a cosplayer for comic con." I put two thumbs up and smiled before putting on the Taco Bell uniform hat on and adjusting it. I turn to the boys, "Don't screw up!" I said before turning and walking through the staff door.

"Hello, welcome to Taco Bell how may I take your order?" I asked cheerfully as Deadpool came up. He leaned over the counter and whispered "You never told me to what to order." I sighed "Obviously I wanted you to order some MCNuggets." I said sarcasm laced in my words. He looked at me not appreciated get the sarcasm "I would say, 'I've taught you well!' But you used it against me." "Just order some fucking tacos." I growled. He nodded "I would like a bag of tacos." "Is that all sir?" I asked returning to my cheerful tone. "Uh yea." I nodded he handed me the five dollar bill as I had asked and I slide it in one of my pockets "Just wait for your number to be called." I said handing him a recipe with the number twenty eight written on it. He nodded and went to the drink machine and began pressing the buttons that dispensed the drinks. I sighed but didn't stop him as I saw that Spidey had came up to the counter. "Hello welcome to Taco Bell how may I take your order?" I asked cheerfully. "I think I broke it." I heard Deadpool say. Me and Spidey both turned to our friend by the drink machine were the Dr. Pepper drink kept pouring out if the machine. "Would you like some cups?" I asked sarcastically "Nah not really, I'm to lazy to give a fuck about this machine." He said walking away. I sighed and turned back to Spidey.

"Numbers twenty eight and twenty seven." I called placing the bags of tacos on the counter. I waits for them to come pick them up before I went to the back and picked up my own bags of tacos, I walked out the staff door and headed to the dumpster and found Deadpool and Spidey waiting for me each holding a bag of tacos. I smiled "ok here take these I need to call Eve to come pick up." I said and hand Deadpool my three bags of tacos. I pulled my phone out of my Taco Bell uniform pants and dialed her number. She answered on the second ring "We are ready." I said our signal and up a few minutes later she pulled into view in the dark green Kia. We all piled into the car buckled up before Eve slammed her foot on the gas driving us away to safety.

"Well guys I think it's safe to say that our taco heist was a success!" I exclaimed as I bite into my taco as I looked at the view that the opening of the cave offered. "Where did you say we are again?" Eve asked looking at Deadpool " Uh the opening of the Bat cave?" He asked i sighed not knowing what that was. "Anyways before I forget." I turn to Spidey "Oh shit..." He mumbled "I'm so glad my baby spider grew up and helped us with this taco heist!" I exclaimed and hugged him. "Why me?"