Thank you Moonlight-Fox for this!

I hope it is okay if I published it!

Sophie: We must sneak attack them

Keefe: Yeah, it is the most effective idea

Fitz: I guess, I feel like the Neverseen will see this coming

Sophie: Maybe

By the way, I got over my slight prejudice against Fitz.

Vespera: What are you doing?

Ruy: Making my nightly patrol? What does it look like I am doing?

Vespera: You are supposed to be inside! Training?

Ruy: I can do that later. Patrol needs someone.

Vespera: i cAn DO thAT lAtEr.

Ruy: Well, I CAN!

Vespera: Young people these days.

Ruy: What is that supposed to mean?

Vespera: You wouldn't understand.

Ruy: You are so old, you don't realize that I can handle it!

Vespera: I am NOT old!

Ruy: Yeah. Ya kinda are. Look at your wrinkly old skin!

Vespera: My skin is as flawless as yours. Are you calling yourself ugly?

Ruy: Pft. Yeah right. I am younger than you!

Vespera: Then what is that on your face?

Ruy: Nothing. This is the face of pure innocence.

Vespera: Oh no! You lost your innocence when you joined the Neverseen!

Ruy: At least I lost it way after you did. 

Vespera: Whatever.

Ruy: Seriously, what did those humans ever do to you!

Vespera: EXIST!!!

Ruy: Whatever.

Vespera: You are so IMMATURE!!!

Ruy: YOU ARE SO OVERMATURE!!!

Vespera: THAT IS NOT A WORD!!

Ruy: IT IS TOO!

Vespera: IS NOT!

Ruy: IS TOO!

Vespera: IS NOT!

Ruy: GRR

Vespera: GRR

Ruy: I HAVE to do these nightly patrols!

Vespera: Well, I say go INSIDE and TRAIN!

Ruy: NO!

Vespera: YOU DARE DISRESPECT AN ELDER?

Ruy: Oh, so you finally admitted it. You are old!

Ruy: HAHAHA.

Ruy: Nanana boo boo.

Vespera: This is the last time I work with children.

Ruy: Who you callin' a child?

Vespera: You.

Ruy: I am no CHILD!! I am taller than you, old granny.

Vespera: Oh! The granny word.

Vespera: BRING IT!

Ruy: Oh yeah!

Vespera: Yeah!

Ruy: Oh yeah!

Vespera: Yeah!

Sophie: Okay, this has been going on for a long time, and I don't know when to attack.

Sophie: Right?

Sophie: Keefe?

Keefe: SH! This is drama! I've got to watch this!

Sophie: *rolls eyes*

Vespera: Come back here you demon!

Ruy: Nah!

*They chase each other around with Vespera hitting Ruy with a broom stick.*

Vespera: You WILL regret the day you were born!

Ruy: No, I don't cause this beauty ENTERED THE WORLD!

Vespera: Oh, don't call yourself beautiful. You look like a distorted pig with that addler on.

Ruy: Oh no you didn't!

Vespera: Oh yes I DID!

Ruy: You WILL regret what you just did!

Vespera: I would, but ya know. I DON'T!

Ruy: GRR

Vespera: GRR

*Both make an attempt to move*

Ruy: Why are we stuck?

Vespera: lkdlfjeioafjeiafjkfjeijfwjfieafhidjfh;e

Ruy: Well, that was rude!

Vespera: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING US AND NOW THE BLACK SWAN HAVE CAPTURED US!

Sophie: You are RIGHT!

Keefe: You were so easy to get.

Lady Gisela: *being dragged away* This is what I get for letting these two patrol!

Sorry Moonlight-Fox for changing it up a bit.

But if only it was this easy!

XD

I know I made the wrong title, but OH WELL!!!