Me: Heheheh... Well, this is gonna be interesting. This may scar you, but not because it's inappropriate, because it's just flat out weird. WARNING! IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A WEIRD AND CRAZY SONG, DON'T LISTEN! THE ONLY OKAY ONE IS HELP ME RHONDA (by the Beach Boys)

Fitz: Bu-

Me: WE ARE LISTENING OKAY?

Everyone else: *gulps* Oh dear.

Me: Yeah, JUST LETTING YOU KNOW ALL BUT ONE OF THESE ARE NOT MY FAULT BUT BRUTEROMES' FAULT!

Linh: BruteRomes?

Me: My friend. That's all that you need to know. Let us commence!

*Plays Muffin Song aka what's above*

Everyone: What?

Tam: MY EARS! MY EARS ARE DYING!

Keefe and I: DIE DIE DIE! DIE DIE DIE! IT'S MUFFIN TIME! CAUSE I WANNA DIE DIE DIE!

Tam: Why why why? *Covers mouth after realizing he basically just continued*

Me and Keefe: YES TAM!

Fitz: What have I gotten myself into.

Linh: Oh my, *cries* the ending was sad.

Sophie: More like stupid.

Biana: It was stupid, but I expected worse.

Me: Good plan. Next!

Me: Now I haven't actually watched Star Wars. This is worth killing me for, considering everyone loves Star Wars. Well here ya go anyway.

Sophie: *thinks* What! She hasn't watched-

Me: GOD DANG IT YES I DO KNOW!

Keefe: Someone's at that time of month.

Me: SH- do female elves do that?

The girls: YES AND IT'S ANNOYING

Me: Yeah... Alright then. NO KEEFE SHADDUP

Keefe: Calm down

Me: Can you send a cool breeze?

Keefe: I'll try. *Holds my hand*

Me: Okay I'm good. Next! For real!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

Everyone except Sophie: What?

Sophie: Isn't this when-

Me: I might actually try and watch over break, so stop.

Tam: And that's why you watch this anyway?

Me: Well, I already know some spoilers, so chill.

"And I was like, that log had a child!"

Everyone: *looks at me* What? What just happened?

Me: Did you not hear? I was walking and I found this big log. Then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick and I was like, "that log had a child!"

Everyone else: No, I mean why?

Me: I told you already, IT WAS BRUTEROMES' FAULT NOT MINE! Next!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwrjTevD1s

Me: I never watched Moana either.

Sophie: Me neither

Me: But that's because you disappeared, I didn't. I have no excuse for my crimes.

Keefe: WHAT CAN I SAY, BUT YOU'RE WELCOME! Also, I love this guy, his hair isn't that bad and he loves it.

Biana: Their fashion sense is a little iffy.

Dex: They seem to be on an island, I don't think they'd have fan-

Biana: Okay okay you win!

Linh: This song is weird.

Me: *grins* Well, you're welcome!

Tam: Stop!

Me: You know this isn't the actual song right?

Sophie: Yes.

Everyone else: No.

Me: *facepalm* That's the dank version.

Everyone: *watches again* *bursts out laughing as they know it's a joke*

Me: Aren't you glad I'm here.

Most people: YES THANK YOU RAVI!

Tam and Fitz: Eh.

Me: *sighs* I don't like you, and you wouldn't like me anyway, SO LIFE GOAL IS ACCOMPLISHED!

Everyone else: Life goal?

Me: I have many of them. They're pathetic.

Tam: Clearly.

Me: SHADDUP IM NOT DONE I HAVE MORE TO SHOW YOU!

Keefe: Are you sure you're n-

Me: Just stop. Now this title will describe my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPnBrK6D26g

Me: Only one of them were found by me, just letting ya know. Also, I actually never heard this, I kept on being annoying by pasting the link everywhere though to be fair BruteRomes started it first.

Everyone except Tam and Keefe: This isn't so bad.

Keefe and Tam: IT'S SO BORING!

Me: Eh.

Linh: Why would you say it describes your life?

Me: HELP ME! HALP ME RHONDA! HALP ME!

Tam: *whispers* You just had to ask.

Biana: *sighs* Boys. So annoying.

Me: I KNOW RIGHT? BOYS ARE JUST UGH!

Guys: *tackle me*

Me: AGH HELP ME RHONDA! HELP ME HELP ME RHONDA! oh wait... *Makes them get off*

Biana: WOO! GET EM!

Keefe: Foster? Aren't you gonna help us?

Sophie: *laughing*

Me: Okay, 2 more songs. Oh wait... Never mind it's 5- wait its 6- oh wait, it's 7. Still 7. Still... Okay no more. Actually scratch that, one has spoilers. And by that I mean major spoilers. So 6.

Tam: What the f-

Dex: How'd that happen?

Me: I had to go scroll through the chat and I found a bunch.

Tam: More than a bunch.

Linh: Tam! They're... Interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvwJoeVEPrw

Everyone: OH ITS OPEN UP YOUR EYES

Me: Tam, you like this?

Tam: I like the song. Besides, I can relate.

Me: *Pat's shoulder* You poor, poor thing. *Holds up hand, counts down 3 2 1*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Everyone: *bursts out laughing* What even?

Me: *laughing* I don't even know. It's stupid, but hilarious.

Dex: And it just went back to normal as if nothing happened!

Me: Yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFTWlhNkm4

Sophie: Oh god, it's toad.

Everyone else: Toad? As in the animal toad?

Me: It's okay, you'll see. *Starts singing with my awesome toad impression*

Tam: Stop.

Me: WHATS WRONG WITH ME?

Tam: This is.

Dex: *giggling with Keefe*

Fitz: *rolls his eyes*

Biana: This song sounds like it would be good. *Starts singing with an actually beautiful voice*

Me: *still mimicking Toad* LIKE MY TOAD VOICE?

Keefe: *mimicks* I CAN DO BETTER!

Me: OH YEAH! WELL IM A POLYGLOT SO SHADDUP!

Sophie: *sighs* *accidentally mimicks* You people

Me and Keefe: *still mimicking* YAS FOSTER LET'S GOOOOO!

Tam: Help my dying ears.

Linh: *stars to sing normally* Wait a moment, isn't that the same girl from earlier who wouldn't say you're welcome?

Me: Yeah... *Continues my madness*

Linh: Okay... *Sings*

Fitz: You know, the song's over right?

Everyone else: Stops what they're doing. Oh, right.

Me: *clears throat* Anyways, next!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucNKORGayQ

Dex: Woah, what's up with this guy?

Keefe: OH LOOK, ITS THAT GUY! HE'S BACK!

Everyone: What's with the weirdness?

Me: Are you unable to read the title?

Tam: *looks* Why is this even a thing?

Fitz: I'd rather be seafood. You sort of are... To humans at least.

Keefe: His name is Mouwee?

Me: It's spelled M,A,U,I. But pronounced the same way yes.

Keefe: What a lame name...

GO MAUI GO WRECK THE CRAB!

Me: *rolls eyes*

Linh: I don't like the crab! He's hurting-

Me: Moana, her name is Moana.

Linh: He's hurting Moana for no good reason!

Me: But isn't the song great at least?

The guys: *laughing at the messed-upness (because that's a word)* This is amazing!

Me: Yep! Next!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWj_USKu0mI

Biana: I'm just going to sing normally.

Linh: Me too! *Cringes at a high pitched sound*

Keefe: LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOOOO CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!

Sophie: Keefe shut up!

Keefe: *does an exaggerated bow for no reason* Only for you Foster. *Actually doesn't sing*

Dex: *laughs* That one low note was priceless!

Fitz: The high ones... Not so much.

Me: Yeah, it did partially kill my ears, no fully because I listen to Pinkie Pie.

Tam: Ugh her voice is so high pitched.

Me: Not really. What do you two think about this song? *Points to Linh and Biana*

Linh and Biana: This song has a lot of potential.

Keefe: LET I-

Biana: Keefe's singing, not so much.

Keefe: You know I can mimick right?

Me: I was about to mention that... But okay. Next!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeKCOaLAU2Q

Me: Before even asking, it's a literal, meaning that the lytics is based on the actions, instead of the normal song.

The guys: I love this guy! He's amazing!

Me: I know!

Keefe: And he reminds me of Maui!

Me: Yeah... There's a video of the genie singing You're Welcome.

Keefe: CAN I HEAR IT?

Me: No. And I can change your mind

Biana: Good idea, he'll beg and beg, but you can be the first to stop him.

Fitz: Hmmm... I wonder who else does that... *Pointing to Biana* *runs around*

Biana: Oh... You're dead! *Runs after him*

The sibling: Run in circles around me

Me: Nope! *Flies upwards*

Biana: *tackles Fitz*

Fitz: Okay... Okay I'm sorry get... Off of me!

Everyone else: *laughing*

Me: That was a lot of fun! Next! ALSO NOTE THAT IT DOES REPEAT IF YOU CANT HANDLE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWYj1BOfV6I

Me: And this is when we all know, I'm not okay. Also this is the only one where I almost found it myself. Aka a YouTuber used it.

Everyone else: This tune is annoying.

Sophie: You know what the worst part is? The video itself. It's creepy a-

Me: As heck!

Sophie: Ooookay... I wasn't gonna swear.

Me: Eh whatever!

Tam: I can use that to describe literally 99% of songs in the world.

Me: I KNOW RIGHT! I love MLP, but I could still use it to describe songs such as

Keefe: A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED! A FR-

Me: Yeah... That's the one. NOW STOP!

Keefe: No u.

Me: GOD DANG IT YOU KNOW! I WAS GONNA USE THAT FOR SOMETHING ELSE! Oh wait... But it's opposite day.

Keefe: NOOOO

Me: *grins* That's better.

Biana: So you're not concerned that this guy is looking at random stuff?

Sophie: It's a meme. They're all terrible.

Me: They really are. That's why they're a thing.

Dex: All these humans.

Me: I KNOW! THEY'RE SO TERRIBLE!I LITERALLY LOSE FAITH UNTIL I FIND THIS!

Tam: This, is what makes you gain faith? That's sad.

Me: Not as sad as my life- I mean what?

Linh: *hugs* There there, you can let it out if you want.

Me: Pft, why would I do that? I have a great life wait... I don't even have a life. Welp, I just exist but have fun times. And that sounded depressing, I need to go now bye!