*me and my mom were stuck in traffic*

Me: *rolls down the windshield and sticks head out*

Mom: I know what you're thinking! If you dare do it, I will disown you!

Me: Then I shall have no mother from this day forth. WE GOT THE FLOW LET'S BREAK YOU'RE NAUGHTY! !

Random person 5 cars behind us -  DIBIDIBIDIS MY NAME IS MINHO!

Mom: oh God, there are more of you people!