- got7 gc -
yugyeom: nose
yugyeom: i just typed that with my nose haha
bambam: penis
[jaebum removed bambam from the chat]

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Kapag bored ka sumayaw ka ng momoland by nancy. 😌👌

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When I was new to Kpop World
"Luh potek magkakamukha"

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TWICE Dating Ban will END this OCTOBER.

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Ahgase: Can't read I'm so sad..
Jaebum: I'm studying English for you guys.
HE'S SO SOFT AND I WANT TO CRY. WHY JB'S SO CARING TO IGOT7. STAYYYY AWAY FROM HIM ANTIS!!

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DYK ?
Kim Taehyung (BTS) is reading SPG stories on Wattpad ?

Nagbabasa kaya siya ng spg na bts fanfic?

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Imagine fanboy yung Boyfriend mo tapos bigla kayong nagsabunotan kasi Bias mo yung Bias niya

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You and Suga
Suga: Sampung mga daliri kamay at paa~
You: Suga Mahal kita
Suga: Dalawang tenga, Dalawang mata, ilong na maganda~
You: i love you
Suga: Maliliit na ngipin masarap kumain~
You: Sabi ko mahal kita. Makaalis na nga
Suga: *hinila ka pa balik* Dilang maliit nagsasabing ika'y Mahal ko rin
You: Enebe

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Top 10 most glamorous face in kpop industry 2018
1. TZUYU -twice
2. SANA -twice
3. ROSE-blackpink
4. LALISA -blackpink
5. JOY- redvelvet
6. EUNHA-gfriend
7. YEONWOO- momoland
8. NAYEON-twice
9. JENNIE-blackpink
10. NANCY-momoland

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Killer and the BTS
Namjoon: (*phone rings*) hello?
Killer: I can see you
Namjoon: uhh okay?
Killer: I can see your face
Namjoon: off course dude you can see me because you have eyes and ahshshshsgshshsh (*explains human anatomy and else*)
Killer: (*died*)
*******
Jin: (*phone rings*) hello? This is Pink SHOOKJin speaking. If your just a saleslady trying to sell some shits to me through phone then you better fck off because I'm gonna hit you with my ladle.
Killer: (*hungs up the phone*) what the hell?!
******
Suga: (*phone rings*) sup mah nigga
Killer: I can see you
Suga: that's normal, you have eyes
Killer: I can hear your heartbeat
Suga: that's because I'm alive
Dude what the hell
Killer: I'm under your bed. I'm going to kill you
Suga: oh yeah, your just hungry. By the way, I'm sleeping on the floor. Go on dude. Kill me now tsk
Killer: .....
******
Jhope: (*phone rings*) hello? This is Jhof speaking. I'm your hof, I'm your enjel!
Killer: I'm going to kill you. (*appears in front of Jhope holding a knife*)
Jhope: oh my God! My heart is---my heart is--- OH MY GOD!
Killer: (*backs away and run*) what the fuck?! I didn't know he has a weapon and damn! It's sharper than mine!
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Jimin: (*phone rings*) hello?
Killer: I can see you
Jimin: (*smiles*)
Killer: I can see you're smiling
Jimin: (*blushes*)
Killer: now you're blushing
Jimin: (*blush even more*)
Killer: fck! Fine I'm not going to kill you. Ugh!
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V: (*phone rings*) hello?
Killer: I'm going to kill you
V: uhh, how?
Killer: by stabbing you with a knife
V: ow okay. Ahagstzvzgsgtzhs?
Killer: what?
V: afsgsgsgsvttcsveg! Nahahsgsgzgsvfag?
Killer: what the fck?!
V: hsgagafatsvwtsysg.... Abshsgsgshsgsgzhajajshsbxsjxjs?
Killer: I give up! I'm tired of being a killer the hell! (*took off his mask. Revealing Jungkook's face*)