MINHO: * ACCIDENTALLY CUT HIS FINGER WITH A KNIFE *
JEONGIN: HYUNG ARE YOU OKAY?
MINHO: NO I'M NOT OKAY, I'M GAY.

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things that you'll hear when you attended any kpop concerts in the philippines:
1. screams
2. fanchants
3. "putangina"

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Interviewer: are u dating
Suga(answers in korean): How many time do i have to tell you i don't have fucking time for those dating issues , stop asking question like that you're fucking annoying.
Interviewer: what he say?
Namjoon: he's Single

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They're two types of the word 'clumsy'.
🔲 clumsy = adj. moving or doing things in a very awkward way and tending to drop things.
= badly or awkwardly made or being done.
🔲 clumsy = n. when Sana saying "One in a million" and the popcorn dropped.
Synonyms: awkward, butterfingered, cack-handed and graceless.

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Felix - Taekwondo
Woojin - Kendo
meanwhileee......
LeeKnow - Dodgeball

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"once you become our fan, there's no exit." - BAMBAM

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Legit!!!
BTS' Jungkook and Stray Kids' BANG CHAN are doing a collaboration right now and their song was said to be titled 'Two Nose'

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Seungmin: FUCK!
Bang Chan: Lunguage
Seungmin: English

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IF A GIRL HAS 7 BOYFRIEND,SHE'S NOT A SLUT.SHE'S AN ARMY

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Teacher: Can someone spell the word "talented"?
Me: I can spell that in three letters
Teacher: Really? How?
Me: S-K-Z
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: Fvck. You're right.