Ed Sheeran: "I found a love for me"
BTS: "I'm sorry but it's fake love"
Ang bitter ng Bangtan

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(Suga bumili ng ice water)
[susyal]
suga: pabili po
tindera: ano yun?
Suga:Pabili nga po ng mineral water.Yung naka sachet

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My status right now:
⚪ Happy
⚪ Depressed
⚪ Crazy
🔘 Got seduced by these 9 crackhead gays since pre-debut era oh shit

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Taehyung: Will you be my wedding?
Jin: HAHAHAHA!😂
Taehyung: What's laughing?
Jin:You! Wrong grammaring

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What I've learned on ASC;
Felix is the real 10th member of Twice.
Seungmin is the new vocalist and the new 6th member of Day6.
15& will no longer be a duo bcos Chan will be part of their team so 15& is now a trio

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Shawn mendes tweet for hirai Momo
~ they are the reason I started making music , mercy is about miss hirai Momo . I'm begging her for mercy because her dance moves are too hot for me to handle ~
( well Momo appreciate that )

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Them: Ang panget ng Blackpink!
Me: Ows?😟
Them: Sumikat lang yan dahil sa Bboom Bboom!
Me: Owss?😦
Them: Si Nancy ang nagdala!
Me:Owsss?😧
- 69 minutes later-
Police: So nakita mo lang silang patay at sunog ang mga katawan?
Me: Opo😐
Now Burn Baby Burn🔥

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Normal ppl: We only live once.
K-Fans: We die several times a day.

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Bang Chan : Hi my name is Bang Chan just call me Chan for short.
Changbin : Hi my name is Changbin im just short.

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Bakla ang bts" - Di porket gwapo bakla kaagad
"Supot ang bts" - Asan ebidensya mo?
"Batang supot" -Ka? Buti alam mo.
"Bts meaning: Bakla talaga sila" -It's Bangtan Sonyeondan. Wag tanga.
"Ang panget ni Rm" -Matalino si rm. Bobo ka. See the difference?
"Talentless si Jin" -Maganda boses ni Jin. Pogi at masarap magluto, boyfriend material kumbaga, eh ikaw? Nga nga.
"Magilagid si suga" -Suga's skin is brighter than your future.
"Ang haba ng baba ni jhope" -bumagay naman sakaniya actually. Palibhasa wala kang baba. Mukha ka kasing pwet.
"Jutay si jimin" -Gusto mo lang makita eh. Nakoooo, wag si mochi. Madaming papatay sayo. Kasama na ako doon
"Isip bata si Taehyung" -Palibhasa ikaw height mo pambata.
"Bakla si Jungkook" -Porket gwapo bakla agad? Yan problema sainyong mga panget eh.
"Wala kaming pake sa bts niyo" -May pake ba sila sainyo?
"Panget Bts" -Humarap ka muna sa salamin. Nandun yung tunay na panget.
"Di sikat yung bts" -Kaya pala kilala mo. How sad.
Ano? Palag?