Plagg's POV:

You are invited to Kwami School where kwamis train to become .....

The rest is not actually dots, i'm just so bored out of my mind all i see is

Bla, bla, blahhhh, ba, blahh, Blahhh, blahh, blaaahhh, blahh, bla, blah

No

Blah blah blah blah blah

That's better!

I just received a letter from my mailbox. Some kwami school wants me to join. But there is. no. way. I'm going.

Even though it's really boring in this dog house.

Yes, i live in a doghouse.

Actually i popped into existence and immediately destroyed myself, but since cats have nine lives, i have eight left.

Seven left after a human smashed me dead. Not welcoming.

Six when the dog tried to eat me.

It's more terrifying then boring i have to admit. 

Ok It's REALLY scary.

REALLLLLLY

...

Wait am i actually CONSIDERING going to school?

School:

Six (or seven)

Cruel/Crappy

Hours

Of

Our 

Life

and school has homework!
homework:

H alf

O f

M y 

E nergy

W asted

O n 

R idiculous 

K nowledge

!!!!!

But at least there are other kwamis, and no dog will try to kill me.

I dodge the huge paw heading towards me.

Nice try, furball! But cats are way cooler than dogs. I mean, We have nine - er, six lives - AAAAAAAAAH!!!!

I almost got killed damn it. Stupid dog. It's human sized. 

I escape the tiny hole from the bars that lock up the horrendous dog. That's one of the million reasons why I despise dogs.

I hear talking..

"We have no cats in the house. Why are there super tiny scratches on our sofa? It's ruining the leather. Better not be another mice problem. We do have cheese in the fridge..."

Um, what? Don't look at me. I didn't do anything.

Ok, fine, the sofa is pretty comfy.

But i prefer sleeping on camembert. Argh it tastes so good

It's gooey deliciousness

C heese!

A mazing

M arvelous

E xcellent

M agnificent

B lahrish ???

E fjeheghg

R vjfuhgkiuhiu

T fhveiuhbwkug

Sorry. Cats get lazy you know. (Lol i'm blaming it on plagg actually i can't come up with more words)

My ears perk up. CHEESE in the FRIDGE?!

Nonono this happened before i almost got caught this time i will not be lucky

I am the opposite of lucky. Black cats are bad luck. I'm not supertitious but these human idiots or muhan or numan or whatever peeps have IQs less than cheese.

Actually cheese is smart. Let's make that...

Nevermind!

Since kwamis can pass through stuff (or "matter" for that matter - learnt that when i was sneaking into a muhan (ugh) school for science lesson (as they call it) was so boring) i floated to the fridge and passed through. It's like walking through air. whee!!

Ooh where is it? i dont smell it!

Is this some sort of joke? There are HUGE green leafy plant thingies and HUGE long orangey things, and a lot of funny looking stuff i would never eat, but there's no cheese!

The cheese should be as big as those weird stuff..

Suddenly i felt hot air. Someone opened the door. The lady talking just now.

"Ha! Told you! I think this is the culprit. Looks very interesting. Bring the mouse cage!"

Uh-oh. 

"where's the CHEESE?!" I yelled.

"This one is a cat but likes cheese. WHATEVER." the person says strangely.

they tricked me.!!!

There is no cheese.

How did they know? 

Cheese was bait.

Oh i have an IQ the same as cheese.

Which is not smart, actually.

NO BAD LUCK STOP IT!!!

---

They trapped me in the mouse cage. 

"trapped"

I'm so small i can just slide out but i dont let them know. cats are sly.

When the peeps leave i got the heck out of there!

Mice must be bigger than me.

?

Numah ones.

Did i say that right?

After that, i'm seriously considering going to kwami school.

LOL Hope you enjoyed that

BUZZ OFF