Hey! Before you get mad and say this isn't Marinette at all, this is my own UA! (Universe Alteration) So before you get ready to rant in the comments, breathe and take moment to listen to the world around you. Maybe its good sounding, maybe it isn't. Maybe someone else things the exact opposite of what you just thought. The point of this exercise is to realize that everyone can see and hear things differently, so complaining isn't going to solve anything. Instead, you are free to take this idea, and write your own story about this. (please leave a link so I can read it :D) Thank you for your time on reading this ugly little authors note. :D

"Marinette! It was your first job as a superhero and you were so halfhearted!" Tikki crossed her little stubs of arms, looking at the young teenager who collapsed onto her pink bed.

"Im a teenager Ti-whats-your-name- I literally just fought the Thing from Fantastic Four, with a boy in a tight leather cat outfit (Seriously, what is this, an Anime?) I'm a little tired, oh and I still have homework and what not- so you know, that's a thing."

"My name is Tikki. And literally everyone dreams of being a superhero!" Tikki spun around and up to Marinettes face, from where it peeks out from under her blankets. "At least, all my other ladybugs did!"

"Come on Marinette- The Guardian chose you for this mission. Be a little bit more enthusiastic!"

"Oh, Im so enthusiastic! I get to run and fly around above people in a body suit! So fun! It literally shows all my curves Tikki. Yes its practical for flying around Paris but I cant help but feel like I'm going to be sexualized for my outfit." 

Marinette took a deep breath before continuing. 

"Oh and is like this outfit like indestructible or something? Its like a thin layer of fabric. I have literally No protection except this little Toy yo-yo I can hurdle around. Mr. Anime Cat  has like a staff and his outfit looks a bit beefier then mine. Ya. I am super enthusiastic about this entire situation Ticky."

Marinette stood on her bed. "And my hair. Yes its great for like not superheroing around but like literally any super villain can like grab onto my ponytail. And what about this mask. Literally anyone could like edit my  skin on Photoshop where my mask is and they have my identity. Could I like get a helmet maybe? If this outfit IS indestructible why don't I have head protection? And these tiny ribbons? Again. Mr Baddie could grab them and suddenly-defenseless."

Marinette continued. "And are these earrings like plastic? I have sensitive ears. I really don't want infections. And why Earrings? Like all someone needs to do is pin me down and they can remove them. And if they are removed I de-transform right? I think that's a given. Wouldn't It be better if like, the miraculous was like- a bra or panties? That way when I transform the miraculous is covered by the suit? and that way no one could take it off easily transformed or not? But if it was a bra would the suit be even more sexualized because they might need to be visible? But that would discourage villians from taking off my top part of the suit if it IS A bra- unless they are perverts."

Marinette jumped down from her bed. "And don't get me started on why an flying bug is enlisting a teenager, who literally cant even walk down the stairs without nearly dying! Wouldn't like a kung-fu master be better suited for this job?"

TIkki sighed. "Marinette! These a valid questions.  Would you like to design yourself a better suit?"

Marinette smiled. "That would be great! I actually want to be a fashion designer- so designing my own superhero suit would be amazing except-"

"Except what Marinette?" TIkki flew onto her head, looking down.

"THATS WORK AND IM TIREDDD"

TIkki faced palmed. Master Fu, I think you made a terrible mistake. 

Thanks for reading it this far!  I hope it looks cool enough. Feel free to leave suggestions! 

Have a good day and may you have good karma!