━ John B, she's not an alien!
━ Kie,
                   she says she has a
'Scouse' accent, if
                   that's not alien
then what is?!

           WHEN MAKING A RUNNER, you need to be prepared. Luckily, for Tabitha Spencer, she was a pro in this shit. Having ran away many times ━ only being caught by her little ratty dog, Ralph ━, Tabitha liked to label herself quite the professional in this matter. Here is Tabitha's list to running away;

━ RULE N.1:      Pack necessities!
     'Necessities' consist of food (
the best snacks you can find,
but always remember some fruit! );
drinks, preferably water; sanitary pads
and towels, you don't want blood running
down ya' legs once a month . . . now that would be awkward for anyone passing by; any source of entertainment; and last and certainly least, clothes! Please, for the love of God, do not go walking around in the same clothes for months. Your horrific smell will most likely attract the police!

━  RULE N.2:      Bidding your goodbyes!
     Right, don't be too obvious when
saying ta'ra to your family ━ they're
already suspicious of your recent activities!
Just spend the last few days hanging...
lurking. . . around them, but always,
spend more time with your dog. They're
more important. No arguments!
Try not to feel any guilt either,
remember this is all for the greater good!

━  AND RULE N.3:
     Always find a place to end your journey.

     Now, Tabitha has never necessarily
finished the journey of 'running away'.
She's always been caught. But you can't
complain, especially when her dad
orders private investigators on the
case and her mum sends out all her
friends from down the alley with their
ratty dogs to sniff you out. The entire
city of Liverpool knew who the Spencer's were, so, naturally, Tabitha concidered herself hopeless!

     It was only when browsing through Safari
for a good five and a half hours, young Tabitha stumbled across the infamous Outerbanks. It was perfect! Discrete and hidden, seemingly quiet and lifeless of crime ━ this was Tabitha's paradise!

     Only when stumbling into John B for a place to stay Tabitha's desire to stay down low was completely destroyed, because life with the Pogues was full of nothing but mayhem and madness. And when falling in love falls into the recipe, the cake's about to explode!

━━ TABITHA SPENCER.
Sixteen,  Pansexual,   She/Her.

━ CYRIL, the very scary dog!

tom hardy, RICHARD SPENCER.

janet montgomery, SAM SPENCER.

joe keery, CHARLIE SPENCER.

ilovemalinaweissman gransbollocks
( i love you and thank you for
persisting me to write this book,
and thank you for helping me with
the plot; characters and everything
else <33 )

&& WARNINGS.
this book contains
vulgar language;
underaged drinking
and smoking; violence;
blood and gore; messy
family topics.

&& COPYRIGHT.
this book can't be
republished on any other
website or platform!!

&& AUTHOR'S NOTE.

a fic for the best boy in the land
of fictional characters!!!! if you disagree, argue with the wall and walk out x

anywhos!!! i hope you all enjoy
this book and love tabitha as much
as i do ━ she's the worlds best
runner, promise x

&& Dedications to the best
people on this planet !!!
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