So today I was playing kickball during P.E. (they actually forced us to play today I usually just sit there with my friends and talk about pokemon) and I was running to second when this guy with the ball ran at me and I couldn't stop. We collided and I knocked him back pretty far and I fell. So all my friends come over and help me up and are kind of freaking out cause they thought I passed out or something.
Anyway, I got the base and on our way back to class from the field, the head football coach (who's our P.E. teacher) came up to me and said that I was a better linebacker than half the ones on the team.

It hurt like crap, though, and now I have a bruise on my stomach.